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Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	1493	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BareVanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, factions raiding, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, op prison, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	480
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

BareVanilla Anarchy

Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

BareVanilla.net

2tools2builders

1.17.1, 2b2t, 2tools2builders, Anarchy, baibo78, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked, Cross-Play, crossplay, Experience, Exploration, Griefing, Hardcore, java, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

2t2b.org

SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

DC crossover, IDW, Knuckles, Minecraft, Server, sonic, sonic anniversary, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic Halloween, Sonic milestone, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Pixel World, Sonic Release Dates, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	113	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Ego, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateGO, FateGO NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support, smp, summon

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	410816	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

Infinite Chaos

Adventure, Casual, Challenges, collaboration, Community, competitive, Creative, custom content, Events, EXCITEMENT, gameplay, MCMMO, Mods, new features, Plugins, PvP, role playing, Roleplay, Survival, unpredictability, Updates, vibrant

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3343	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

51.222.147.156:25574

SignalSMP

Adventure, adventure team, Community, community-driven, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, house building, Items, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, SignalSMP, small server, Survival, Trading, virtual world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.

play.signalsmp.com

Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

amazing, Awesome, awesome sauce, Compliment, Excellent, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, friggin, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Minecraft, Outstanding, praise, remarkable, Sauce, sause, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, Wonderful

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

The Goofy Minecraft SMP

Censored.tv, channel URL, CRAWL, destination folder, Downloads, episode URLs, go, Golang, goofy, hourly intervals, Language, metadata, metatagging, Minecraft, Performant, Productive, racist, remote destination folder, smp, software, Sonarr, Tasks, transphobic content, video files, web

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

Tectonic

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4779	Emeralds Found:	5311
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Tectonic is host to a small player base in which everyone knows everyone for the most part. We have job economy, shops, skill leveling, homes, land claim, among other neat semi-vanilla plugins. We are very much anti-grief on this server, it is not allowed even in wilderness areas.

We have players in both EU and USA primarily, hope to see you soon! (Please note, spawn/voting/crates/rewards still in progress for setup, created this as initial test run, you may still login and start playing though)

170.205.24.126:25584