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RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4397	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mines Excavated:	4536	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3183	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crops Grown:	6577	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mines Excavated:	3969	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2801	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Votes:	2283	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	1391
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, Alban Knox, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, fulgur ovid, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, shu yamino, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1052
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine with Nijisanji EN VTubers like they’re your blocky besties! We’ve got LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth, and more!

Imagine building a castle with Petra Gurin or going on a mining adventure with Rosemi Lovelock. Ethyria is the place to be for all your magical Minecraft needs, while Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – those VTubers are like the Avengers of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a teamup schedule so you can game with your favorite VTubers, and a website to watch streams together like a virtual sleepover. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky fun begin! Just remember to ignore the trolls – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time.

ParodyCraft Minecraft Server

comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film genre, film genre analysis, film genre discussion, film genre evolution, film genre parody, film genre trends, Film history, film industry, film trends, Minecraft, movie genre, movie industry, parody film, parody genre, ParodyCraft, satire, Server, tv genre

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Crops Grown:	2342
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old parody films that just don’t hit the mark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created the ultimate parody film experience! Join us for a wild ride through hilarious parodies of all your favorite movies, from “The Blockbuster” to “Craft Wars: The Ender Game.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blockbuster Awards, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous parody film of them all. Will you take home the coveted Golden Creeper trophy?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous parody film fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Argument, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication skills, Confrontation, emotional response, humor, humor boundaries, humor in relationships, joke interpretation, menstrual cycle, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive joke, Period, PMs, relationship, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!

FlightCraft Minecraft Server

airline disruption, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber disruption, cyber incident, Cyber Security, data breach, data security, digital disruption, Financial, flightcraft, global cyber outage, grounds flights, hits media, internet outage, IT outage, Minecraft, network failure, network security, Server, Technology, technology failure, Telecoms

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that literally takes down the whole world? well, this is the place for u, my dude. we got so much power that we caused a global cyber outage that grounded flights, messed up media, financial stuff, and even telecoms. like, we’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but way cooler. join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be lit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next world domination move. come join us before the FBI shuts us down, lol.