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BabyBlockerCraft

Assistance, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Expectations, family, Financial Stability, future planning, Long-term goals, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Crops Grown:	4224
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2232	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy dating story!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players about raising a baby in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Our players are so dedicated to their virtual families that they will stop at nothing to provide for their pixelated offspring.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server is filled with players who think they’re “smarter than their whole family” and have elaborate plans to become the ultimate Minecraft parents. Who needs Google when you have Minecraft parenting skills, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a Minecraft soap opera that rivals any real-life drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Star Shards Collected:	278	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9593

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	1629	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Votes:	1100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4015
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2571
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.