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  • CraftyActorsGuild

    CraftyActorsGuild
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 699
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

    But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

    Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

    CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2831
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

    U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

    SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

    Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4654
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Euphoria SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Euphoria SMP
    Server Type Semi-Vanilla
    Basic Plugins Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
    Current Season Start March of this year

    Server Info

    Java IP play.euphmc.net:19188
    Bedrock IP play.euphmc.net
    Bedrock Port 54388

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I connect to the Java server?

    You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

    2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

    The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

    3. When did the current season start?

    The current season started back in March of this year.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

    FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5912
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2627
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

    MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7310
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5572 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

    Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

    But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

    And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoonLandingConspiracyGoneWild

    MoonLandingConspiracyGoneWild
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7989
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta be ready for some outta dis world shenanigans! We got aliens, we got moon landings, we got conspiracy theories up the wazoo!

    Join us and be part of the Artemis moon landing programme, where u can build ur own spaceship and fly to da moon to mine for rare space diamonds. But watch out, cuz there are aliens lurking in the shadows, ready to abduct u and probe u for information (literally)!

    Conspiracy theorists gonna lose their minds when they see u on dis server, cuz we got secret government bases, hidden underground bunkers, and even a secret society of talking cows plotting world domination. Trust me, u ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before!

    So come on down to our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. Just remember to bring ur tin foil hat and a sense of humor, cuz things are gonna get weird up in here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8205
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 3307

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

    BlockyBrit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 6505
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 173 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do a mean cha-cha slide during downtime.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down too!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rorke’s Mrs Edish, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find her secret lair. Some say she’s a cross between a unicorn and a dragon, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.

    4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The winner gets a pet rainbow sheep that poops diamonds – talk about a win-win!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPervs Minecraft Server

    PixelPervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9921
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 64
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can slay the survivor edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fight off hordes of zombies, build epic castles, and even ride dragons into battle.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive 3D hentai games available for you to play in between your Minecraft adventures. Get ready to experience a whole new level of gaming like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate survivor in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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