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GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	4919
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

DrukCraft SMP: The Drunken Miners

bar, celebration, club, dancing, drinks, druk, DrukCraft, Drunken, Entertainment, Event, EXTRAVAGANZA, Friends, Fun, good times, late night, miners, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, socializing, weekend

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for our Saturday night extravaganza where we have wild parties in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and lava fountains that shoot fireworks.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

GenderRevealGoneWrong

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, gender reveal videos, GenderRevealGoneWrong, newborn, November baby, Nursery, parenting, Pregnancy, privacy, pushover, self-care, standing up for myself, tiktok

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender reveals are banned and drama is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, tearful confrontations, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine logging in to find your father and his girlfriend engaging in a heated debate over a virtual gender reveal party. Will you stand your ground like a boss or join in on the chaos for a chance to win some epic loot?

Witness the epic showdown as your fiancé steps in to defend your honor and put an end to the madness. Will you emerge victorious or get caught in the crossfire of family drama?

And don’t forget to prepare for the ultimate showdown at the hospital when your son is born. Will you stand your ground and enforce your boundaries, or will you cave under the pressure of emotional manipulation?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and experiences, where every decision you make could lead to hilarious consequences. Who needs a gender reveal party when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and excitement?

BelievingInNotch Minecraft SMP

belief development, belief discovery, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief journey, belief systems, belief transformation, beliefs challenged, BelievingInNotch, changing beliefs, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, evolving perspectives, growing up, letting go, maturing, Minecraft, naive beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, self reflection, shifting mindset, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are.

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would find a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds and unicorns? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret underground kingdom called Diamondia where players can mine to their heart’s content and ride unicorns around like the majestic creatures they are.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the server. The winner gets a golden chicken suit that makes them run twice as fast and lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and rediscover the magic of believing in the impossible. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a unicorn through a diamond-filled kingdom sooner than you think!

NoCashCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, barter system, collaboration, Communication, Community, Economy, exchange, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, MONEY, NoCashCraft, relationships, Resources, sharing, society, Survival, Trade, VALUES

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2389
Potions Brewed:	192	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Imagine a world where money doesn’t exist… sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve already embraced the chaos of a money-less society! Join us and experience the thrill of trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, or bartering with villagers for rare loot. Who needs money when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of players who have sworn off all forms of currency. They live off the land, surviving on nothing but their wits and their trusty pet wolves. Rumor has it they’ve even discovered a hidden treasure trove filled with priceless relics from a bygone era. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

So come on down to our server and leave your wallet at home – because in this world, the only currency that matters is friendship… and maybe a few stacks of emeralds.

CraftyBulgarianMC Server

anti-semitism, arrest, arrested, Bulgarians, CraftyBulgarianMC, crime, Criminals., Desecrating, Europe, extremism, hate crime, Holocaust memorial, investigation, Justice, memorial, News, Paris, Paris Holocaust Memorial, Remembrance, Server, three, Vandalism

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!