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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1635	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Towns Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	243	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	759900
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
Custom Skills & Abilities
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones