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LoveStruck SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CraftyHabit2021

best habits, CraftyHabit2021, daily habits, habit building, habit challenge, habit change, habit development, habit formation, habit formation tips, habit goals, habit motivation, habit success, habit tracking, habits, healthy habits, new habits, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, economic sanctions, European nations, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, military equipment, military exports, political pressure, Swiss-made weapons, SwissCraft, Ukraine restrictions, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Quantum Time Warp Server

causality, experimental evidence, negative time, physics research, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, quantum field theory, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time manipulation, time reversal, time reversal symmetry, time travel, Warp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Brightworks

Active Staff, Adventure, Brightworks, Challenges, Community, custom events, epic builds, Friends, Fun, join us, MCMMO, Minecraft, never stops, no-griefing policy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Updates, Welcoming Community, worry-free environment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

brightworksmc.com:27180

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

AntiCheating, bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, bug, Cake, Client, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Feature, Feedback, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Network, Plugins, Resist, rules, Server, strategy, Stronger, tutorial, update, Willpower

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ores Mined:	4401
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	778
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

asian, Asian femdom, asian girlfriend, authentic experience, BDSM, Communication, confess, cultural exchange, Domination, Experience, femdom, fetish, interracial, kink, metallic scrubber, Minecraft, move in together, power play, relationship dynamics, role reversal, Server, Submission, trust building, wash rice cooker, White

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

bedroom rules, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, depression, family dynamics, Friends, guitar, mental health, Minecraft, movie night, NoBedroomAllowed, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Server, sleep schedule, socializing, Support, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	5053	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!