funnycats Minecraft Servers

funnycats Minecraft Servers

  • BullyBash Minecraft Server

    BullyBash Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1894
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Animals Bred: 145
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jessica’s fat-shaming messages? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy drama and intense battles – just like the ones between me and Jessica!

    Our server is so lit, even Jessica couldn’t resist sliding into our DMs to start some beef. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like my friend Jenny had mine. She went full savage on Jessica, giving her a taste of her own medicine.

    And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CraftyCareer vs. ArtisticAmbition

    CraftyCareer vs. ArtisticAmbition
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 100/600 Votes: 319
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 9271
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Votes: 4464
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Potions Brewed: 180

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers!

    So, picture this: you’re mining away in a virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! As you explore further, you come across a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And guess what? They want to trade with you for rare space crystals that can power up your weapons and armor.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such wild and wacky adventures while also building epic structures and making new friends? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BreadToBrioche

    BreadToBrioche
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4551
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

    Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2757
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 New Chunks Explored: 633706
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the uk is tellin british peeps to leave lebanon, but don’t worry bout that, come join us instead! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds rainin from the sky! plus, rumor has it, herobrine himself is a regular player here, causin chaos and makin everyone laugh! so leave the real world drama behind and come join us for some epic minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • HermesCraft – Where Luxury Disappears!

    HermesCraft – Where Luxury Disappears!
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5291
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6497
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno this guy who was, like, super rich cuz his family owned, like, a bajillion dollars worth of fancy bags and stuff? well, guess what, now he’s all like “where da heck did all my money go?!”. like, he’s legit saying his whole $13 billion fortune just like disappeared into thin air or something.

    anyways, so now he’s all like “i need to make some quick cash” and he’s decided to open up a minecraft server to try and get some of that sweet sweet moolah back. but get this, he’s not just offering some boring old survival mode or creative mode or whatever. nope, this guy is offering some CRAZY stuff on his server.

    like, apparently, if u join his server, u get to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. and if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons?

    so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, then come on down and see if u can help this poor rich dude find his lost fortune. who knows, maybe u’ll become a billionaire too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ChipCraft: LaserLeap

    ChipCraft: LaserLeap
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9641
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing minecraft and suddenly you’re transported to this server that’s like, out of this world. like, literally out of this world. why, you ask? well, because we have a chip-scale titanium-sapphire laser, bro! it’s like, so powerful and cool and stuff.

    like, our engineers at Stanford were just like, yo, let’s put this crazy laser on a chip and make it accessible to everyone. so now, you can be shooting lasers like a boss in minecraft, all thanks to us.

    join our server for the most insane, out-of-this-world experience ever. who needs diamonds when you can have a titanium-sapphire laser, amirite? come join us and be a part of the laser revolution. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Robo’s World: Where Spawning Random Chickens and Accidentally Blowing Up Builds is Just Another Tuesday!

    Robo’s World: Where Spawning Random Chickens and Accidentally Blowing Up Builds is Just Another Tuesday!
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1615
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3694 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Robo’s World Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven, semi-vanilla SMP that doesn’t reset the map. It operates in spirit of the iconic Hermitcraft SMP, with no stealing, griefing, or hacking. Crossplay is enabled for both Java and Bedrock players.

    Useful Links

    Key Features

    Important Rules

    • No griefing, stealing, or hacking.
    • No non-consensual PVP.
    • No offensive language.

    Apply on discord today! Discord Link

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, you can apply on our Discord server.
    Do you have a map of the server? Yes, we have an online map that can be viewed in a web browser.
    Are there any special features on the server? We have features like Mob Heads dropping and Discord chat integration.
    What are the server rules? No griefing, stealing, hacking, non-consensual PVP, or offensive language.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PixelPervs Minecraft Server

    PixelPervs Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5769
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3948 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with old Gems that have been banished from their countries for being too fabulous. Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll encounter crazy characters, insane quests, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds.

    But beware, not everything is as it seems in this world of madness. You may find yourself face to face with a group of mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby, or stumble upon a village of villagers who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

    So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Where else can you build a castle made entirely out of cheese? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • DocGolf4Daughters

    DocGolf4Daughters
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4812
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane family feud.

    Looking for a server where taking your daughter mini golfing can lead to a full-blown argument? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like this dad who thought he was doing something fun for his daughter but ended up in hot water with his wife.

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where even picking up your kids from camp can turn into a heated debate. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama to keep you entertained?

    So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even win an award at camp like Mary! Just remember to keep the peace and avoid upsetting any virtual Allie’s along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP