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CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Buildings Constructed:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Star Shards Collected:	110
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Potions Brewed:	119	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, crumble, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Minecraft, Orbán, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)

Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree

10 days, Access, authoritarianism, blocktopia, Censorship, civil liberties, decree, decree signing, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, information control, internet, Maduro, Maduros, media blackout, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, restrictions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MeteorManiaCraft

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, atmosphere, atmospheric entry, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, cosmic events, longer trails, Meteor Showers, meteorite study, MeteorManiaCraft, meteoroid analysis, meteors, researchers, Science, shooting lower, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Trails

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where meteors shoot lower in the atmosphere and leave looong trails behind them like a snail on steroids. it’s like a cosmic fireworks show every day, except instead of fireworks it’s giant space rocks hurtling towards the ground. but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor to protect you. plus, the meteor showers make for great mining opportunities – who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a flaming space rock crashing down next to you? so come on over and join the fun, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to ride the meteors down to earth. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

OtterSMP

Balanced Economy, Cross-Play, Custom Artwork, Custom Builds, Custom Features, custom gameplay, custom models, Custom Plugins, custom structures, Dungeon Loot, Dungeons, Economy, engaging events, exciting gameplay, fair treatment, Large Castles, Ongoing Storyline, Professional staff, PvE, Storyline, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp, weekly events

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!

▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.ottersmp.com

Minecraft Civil Wars Server! Where factions battle it out in vanilla chaos!

Access, battle, bedrock, better hosting, Chaos, Civil, civilizations discord server, discord server, English, Event, Factions, get it up and running, Hosting, Invite Link, java, java and bedrock, Java and factions, members, Minecraft, multiple days, Other, Players, Server, Sessions, Vanilla, vanilla with 50 players, Wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Minecraft Civilizations Discord Server Overview

Server Type	Civilizations
Players	50 (vanilla), expanding to 100+ (modded)
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock, primarily Java
Session Duration	4 hours to multiple days
Language	English preferred
Discord Invite Link	Join now!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Minecraft civilizations discord server.
How many players does the server support?	Initially 50 for vanilla, expanding to 100+ for modded gameplay.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Both Java and Bedrock, but Java is the primary focus.
How long are the gaming sessions?	Sessions can range from 4 hours to multiple days.
What language is preferred on the server?	English is preferred for communication.
Where can I join the server?	You can join using the following Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/tPRxd2BB4q

MathCraft Server: It’s the Closest!

analytical thinking, calculations, career, Challenging, CLOSEST, critical thinking, education, field of work, job satisfaction, Logic, magician, Mathcraft, Mathematician, Mathematics, Numbers, numerical analysis, problem solving, problem-solving skills, quantitative reasoning, rewarding, Server, skill development, STEM

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7059

Are you tired of crunching numbers and feeling like a boring old accountant? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a mathematical wizard, casting spells with your equations and summoning numbers to do your bidding.

Our server is like Hogwarts for math nerds, where you can duel with fellow players using calculus and trigonometry. Who needs a wand when you have a TI-84 Plus in your inventory?

But beware, there are dark forces at play in this server. The evil Ender Dragon has stolen all the prime numbers and hidden them in his lair. It’s up to you and your math skills to defeat him and restore order to the numerical universe.

So come join us and prove that mathematics is truly the most magical field of work. Who needs a wand when you have a calculator?