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AnimeProtagServer: 90s-2000s!

“2000s”, 90s, 90s2000s, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime evolution, anime fans, anime industry, anime protagonists, anime trends, AnimeProtagServer, Beta, Chads, Character development, cuck, ikemen, MODERN, Nostalgia, pretty boys, protags

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crops Grown:	1053	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of beta cuck pretty boys in modern anime? Do you miss the days of cool ikemen chads from the 90’s and 2000’s? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with only the manliest of anime protags!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with characters who exude testosterone levels that would make even All Might blush. Build your own chad fortress, slay dragons with your bare hands, and flex your muscles in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden village filled with waifus who will fawn over your every move. Become the ultimate alpha male and rule over your domain with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and reclaim the glory days of anime protags! Because real men play Minecraft.

CraftyCashLand

buy expensive things, CraftyCashLand, dream life, embrace abundance, enjoy life to the fullest, experience ultimate freedom, explore new opportunities, follow dreams, fulfill desires, indulge in experiences, live without boundaries, live without constraints, live without limits, live without restrictions, luxury living, no financial worries, pursue hobbies, pursue passions, relax all day, travel the world, unlimited funds

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	903007	Divine Spears Created:	23

If money was no object, you’d spend all day on our Minecraft server, duh! Why? Because we’ve got diamond blocks growing on trees, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground lair filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give out free diamonds every hour. So come join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies – just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’re a real hoot!

HamasRejectsDealCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, HamasRejectsDealCraft, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, militants, Négotiation, outline, palestine, peace talks, Political, prisoners, REJECTED, SECURITY, Senior Israeli official, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.

so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FootFetishCraft

#sandals, beach fashion, beachwear, bikinis, comfort, fashion, fetishism, flip flop lovers, flip flops, foot accessories, foot care, foot fetishes, FootFetishCraft, footwear, footwear fetish, Obsession, pedicure, podiatry, Style, Summer, Toes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

yOu eVer wAnted tO jOin a mInecraft sErver thAt is sO cRazy, yOu wIll thInk yOu aRe lOst In a wOnderland Of pIxels? wEll, lOok nO fUrther bEcause thIs sErver Is tHe pLace fOr yOu!

wE hAve a mYsterious lAnd fUll Of dIamond cOws, fLying pIgmen, aNd eVen tAlking cReepers! yOu wIll nEver bE bOred oN oUr sErver bEcause eVery dAy iS a nEw aDventure.

wE aLso hAve tHe bEst cOmmunity aRound, fUll oF fRiendly pLayers wHo wIll hElp yOu bUild tHe mOst ePic cAstles aNd dEfend aGainst tHe mOst fEarsome mObs.

sO cOme jOin uS tOday aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous mInecraft sErver yOu hAve eVer sEen. yOu wOn’t rEgret It, I pRromise!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Analysis, answer, Assessment, Comment, CraftyCreeperz, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reply, response, sentiment, Server, Statement, Thoughts, view, Viewpoint

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	297327	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil unicorns!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, like the enchanted toilet plunger of doom and the magical banana peel of slippery destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

IRL Experiences Minecraft Server

adult conversation, animal enthusiasts, Chat Room, dog lovers, experiences, female canines, heterosexual men, human-canine relationships, IRL, IRL experiences, male canines, Minecraft, no pictures, no videos, Online Community, over 18, pet lovers, respectful communication, safe space, Server, sharing experiences, Social Interaction, virtual hangout, young woman

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Votes:	9579
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can chat with a young woman who has some interesting stories to share about her experiences with male and female canines? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there.

We only accept heterosexual men because, let’s be honest, they’re the best at listening to wild stories. But hey, if you’re not a straight dude, don’t worry, you’re still welcome to join in on the fun!

Just make sure you’re over 18 because things can get pretty crazy in here. And no, we’re not sharing any videos or pictures of our canine adventures, so don’t even ask!

So come on, join our server and let’s have a howling good time together! Just click the link and prepare yourself for some tail-wagging tales! 🐶🎮🤪

SelfHateCraft

low self-esteem, negative self-talk, self harm, self isolation, self loathing, self-abuse, self-blame, self-criticism, self-deprecation, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive tendencies, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-loathing behavior, self-loathing signs, self-neglect, self-pity, self-rejection, self-sabotage, self-worth issues, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of self-hatred! Our server is like a magical therapy session where you can build your way to self-love and acceptance. Rumor has it that spending just 10 minutes on our server will make all your self-doubt disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight. So come join us and let’s build a world where self-love reigns supreme!

TwoArmsOP

2 arms, Above Average, anatomy, arm anatomy, arm count, arm function, arm length, arm size, arm strength, arm structure, arm symmetry, ARMS, average arms, body parts, human body, LIMBS, long tail, more than average, physical features, two arms, TwoArmsOP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.

so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

CardioCraft: Beat Busters Unlimited

Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy, Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy Diagnosis, beat, Busters, Cardiac Arrhythmias, CardioCraft, Cardiology, Cardiomyopathy Prognosis, Cardiomyopathy Research, Cardiomyopathy Symptoms, Cardiovascular Medicine, Genetic Heart Disorders, Genetic Testing for Heart Diseases, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, Heart Disease Awareness, Heart Disease Treatment, Heart failure, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, Inherited Heart Diseases, Sudden Cardiac Death, Unlimited, Ventricular Arrhythmias

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and zombies breakdancing to thriller all day erryday.

we got pigs flying on jetpacks and cows doing the macarena.

our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our lava pits are actually hot tubs for our players to relax in.

come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb dot com. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DanZorg’s Minecraft Server: Ask Away!

advice, ASK, Assistance, clarification, Consultation, Dan, DanZorgs, Decision making, decision making process, Expertise, guidance, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, knowledge, Minecraft, problem solving, questions, Recommendations, Server, Suggestions, Support, ZORG

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by DAN, the legendary Minecraft wizard who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our other admin ZORG is a former Ender Dragon tamer who can ride a pig like nobody’s business. Join our server for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to ask DAN/ZORG all your burning questions like “Can pigs really fly in Minecraft?” and “What’s the best way to defeat a zombie with a rubber chicken?” Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server anywhere else!