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Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Villages Defended:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2102	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	5970	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Villages Defended:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	74	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	517
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!