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GunCraft2023

AMERICANS, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, gun ownership analysis, gun ownership data, gun ownership findings, gun ownership report, gun ownership research, gun ownership statistics, gun ownership study, gun ownership survey, gun ownership trends, GunCraft2023, national survey, ownership, Protection, second amendment, self defense, statistics, survey

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7782
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Server, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, WTF

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

audience interaction, blogging, brand awareness, Community Building, CONTENT, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, digital strategy, ENGAGEMENT, kick, Marketing, online marketing, online presence, post, PostKickCraft, Promotion, sharing, smp, social media, social sharing, social-networking, viral content

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Star Shards Collected:	140
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

blockbusters, breaking the law, committing crimes, criminal activity, criminal acts, criminal behavior, criminal conduct, criminal offenses, Edition, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activity, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, law enforcement, law violations, law-breaking, unethical behavior, unlawful activities

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6553	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

aid, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian situation, I will not be silent, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, resolution, Silence, Support, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2239

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!

CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

communication barriers, CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre, cultural influences, family history, generational trauma, inherited mispronunciations, intergenerational issues, language acquisition, language development, language struggles, linguistic challenges, linguistic heritage, naked, peanut, phonetic mistakes, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, simple words, speech patterns., Theatre, verbal communication

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Farms Harvested:	297	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!

TornadoCraft2020NashVibe

community resilience, Disaster Recovery, disaster response, emergency preparedness, gender, gender differences, Gender Roles, March 2020 tornado, mental health, Nashville, natural disasters, post-tornado distress, psychological impact, tennessee, tornado aftermath, tornado damage, tornado exposure, tornado research, tornado survivors, TornadoCraft2020NashVibe, Trauma, weather phenomena

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA SURVIVE A TORNADO IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT DA CRAZIEST TORNADOES DAT WILL BLOW U AWAY, LITERALLY! U CAN EXPERIENCE DA THRILL OF BEING CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND TRY TO SURVIVE LIKE A BOSS.

ALSO, AFTER DA TORNADO, U CAN FEEL DA POST-TORNADO DISTRESS AND SEE IF U CAN REBUILD UR MINECRAFT HOUSE LIKE A PRO. AND GENDER? YEAH, WE GOT GENDER IN MINECRAFT NOW, SO U CAN CHOOSE IF U WANNA BE A MALE OR FEMALE CHARACTER.

JOIN DIS SERVER NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND DIE, BUT DAT’S PART OF DA FUN, RIGHT? LOL!

The Nerd Herd

Community, Discord, family run, Friendly, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Stream, The Nerd Herd, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

The Nerd Herd is a small family run server that we stream and play on, With an expanding community and a friendly discord, Come and give us a try

Plugins include – Towny – Jobs – McMMO

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