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Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where creepers are banned and diamonds are plentiful! Join us on the Java 1.21.1 server today! #NoCreepersAllowed

1.21.1, banned, CREEPERS, diamonds, java, Join, NoCreepersAllowed, plentiful, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, Server, starfall, Today

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5896	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1591
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Minecraft Server Details:

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

Overview:

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements while staying true to core survival gameplay. We are a mature and friendly group, committed to being a free server without pay-to-win practices.

If you’re looking for a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Exciting Community Project at spawn
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System
Custom pictures upload feature
Trial Chambers Vaults reset after 2 days
New Season with fresh map and open End
Quality of Life enhancements like One player sleep, Fire tick off, etc.

Join us on our new adventure by joining our Discord for whitelisting!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: Java version 1.21.1

LostKidsMC Server – Where even missing kids can play!

asylum seekers, border control, child abduction, child trafficking, child welfare, conspiracy theories, criminal investigation, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, Immigration Policy, Kids, LostKidsMC, migrant crisis, missing, missing children, missing persons, Play, political scandal, refugee children, RFK, Server, trump, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8152	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. But be warned, the evil sheep army is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a block of cheese. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	3546
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!