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BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mines Excavated:	3623	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Emeralds Found:	5763	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Votes:	9594	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	7611	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	262
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	791
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	121
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Farms Harvested:	338
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	2345
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!