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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

Xironite towny

battlepass, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	3682

Xironite Minecraft Server [1.20 – 1.20.x]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!

Towny

Towny gives our players a chance to work together and try to make the largest town while recruiting more players to help them. If competition is more your speed, you can compete against other towns in a variety of contests! You can do anything you want, from creating the largest town with your friends to dominating the economy and skill leaderboards!

Features we offer:

McMMOJobs & ShopsDungeons, Quests & BattlepassClasses, Skills & LevelsCustom Enchants/Items/GearRanks & PrestigesTournaments, PrizesTowny ClaimsSkyblock

On floating islands, you’ll expand, gather resources, take on challenges and customize your island. Battle mobs in arenas to earn custom gear and compete in King of the Hill events. Play solo or with friends, and dominate the island leaderboards!

Features we offer:

Aurelium SkilsDynamic Shops, Sell WandsArenas, Quests & BattlepassCustom Enchants/Items/GearRanks & PrestigesTournaments, PrizesIsland challenges & upgradesCreative

In “Creative” Plot world, you can play alone or with friends and use cool tools like WorldEdit to build amazing things. Plus, there are fun custom heads to make your creations even more awesome. Join the fun and let your imagination go wild!

Features we offer:

WorldEdit, VoxelPlot Claims & ManagingCustom HeadsSurvival

In Survival, you’ll play Vanilla Minecraft but with some handy extras like faster tree chopping, setting homes, and teaming up with friends. Use shovel claims to protect your land and enjoy a smoother gaming experience. It’s vanilla gameplay with a helpful twist!

Features we offer:

Shovel ClaimsTree TimberHomes & TeleportsEvents

Weekly events bring our community together for fun and friendly competition, with valuable prizes to claim. Offering different game modes for cheerful and enjoyable gaming experiences while joining voice chats to interact with other players and staff members, making your time with us even more exciting!

Gamemodes we offer:

Hide And SeekMurder MysteryTnt Run, Tnt TagPaintballCapture the FlagInfected ZombiesAnd more…

Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!

How to Join?

Join now using our IP:

mc.xironite.org

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Z5T1

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server with a twist? One you can play with friends on for hours? Look no further! Z5T1 is one of the oldest Minecraft servers still running! Our semi-vanilla server has much to offer, with brewery plugins, radio plugins, an established currency system, and many more! Join our server and see for yourself, you won’t be disappointed!

mc.z5t1.com

Adamikowwo.pl

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Sieeemanoo, this is Adamik97, and this is a survival server + plots + minigames! We are currently in the process of creating the second season!

n2.csrv.pl:11752

Dark void

Auction, Combat, Cracked, Custom, Discord

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	1664	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

– Both Java and Bedrock– Cracked Support– Java Version 1.20+– Bedrock Port: 19132

play.darkvoid.fun

Villagertech

Economy, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

We are a modded server, the server is based around Traincraft and technology and Companies, Factories. The mainline is pretty much complete, its a loop that goes around the server, with plenty of stations. We have been working on this world on and off for about 2 months and are starting to re-open.

The world is queit nice, Starting players are recommended to start in Greenville, But you can go into the wilderness or any town if you follow any town rules if they have any, Not all towns will have specific rules but most will probably will. You Can start your own town as long as your a good distance from other players and cities/towns, You can build your own Railroad once you get a permit, A Railroad permit will cost you $500,000 In Game.

Modpack REQUIRED to join: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/traincraft-modern-v5-offical.892774

144.217.223.82:25594

Mythic legacy

Adult, Adventure, Custom, Multiplayer Survival, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to Mythic Legacy, where adventure and creativity come together in a unique Minecraft world! Our server offers a refreshing twist on the typical survival experience, with an infusion of RPG elements and a strong focus on customization. Inspired by beloved fantasy worlds like The Legend of Zelda and The Lord of the Rings, we’ve crafted a server that’s perfect for avid writers, fantasy enthusiasts, and anyone seeking a new and immersive Minecraft journey.

On our server, you can immerse yourself in our custom-crafted world, complete with intricate mechanics, unique recipes, and stunning builds that capture the essence of beloved fantasy media.Dive into the realm of Mythic Legacy and discover a wealth of exclusive features, including specialized armor sets with unique bonuses, meticulously crafted recipes that reward dedication, a dynamic party system, a player referral system, and much more in the works!

As a recently launched server, we’re dedicated to ongoing development to enrich the vanilla experience and seamlessly blend the worlds of vanilla and fantasy. Whether you prefer laid-back exploration or intense grinding, our server is designed to cater to all playstyles.Join our welcoming community, where friendly players, a dedicated staff, and talented builders come together to create an inclusive and engaging environment. We’re committed to fostering a space where everyone feels at home and can contribute to our shared adventure.

We’re always on the lookout for regular players, creative builders, artists, and passionate developers to join our growing community. Your presence would mean the world to us as we continue to expand and evolve our server.

play.mythiclegacy.xyz

EndyCraft – Server wide sale – Lifesteal – Giveaways on discord

Economy, Fun, LifeSteal, PvP, Safe, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Hi all! Endycraft has gone live! Server wide 50% sale for launch week! Giveaways for ranks on discord

Lifesteal SMPServer IP: play.endycraft.netDiscord: https://discord.gg/xvRVT7Vf7a

play.endycraft.net

CodeBlack

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6964	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

When nuclear Armageddon destroys civilization on Earth, the only survivors are those on the 12 international space stations in orbit at the time. Three generations later, the 4,000 survivors living on a space ark of linked stations see their resources dwindle and face draconian measures established to ensure humanity’s future. Desperately looking for a solution, the ark’s leaders send 100 juvenile prisoners back to the planet to test its habitability. Having always lived in space, the exiles find the planet fascinating and terrifying, but with the fate of the human race in their hands, they must forge a path into the unknown.

mc.hcsurvival.com

PlayVille

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Nor/Eu Minecraft server we are a New minigames server, and we want to compete With the big boys. take a trip on Our server and have fun.

151.80.22.82:25619

Epic network

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Server IP: play.epichost.fun

play.epichost.fun