funny things poles do – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

MineCraft Server: ‘IndieCraft – The Big Bang’

Bang, big, IndieCraft, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in a parallel universe? Look no further than this server, where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more reign supreme! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers are like rare diamonds in a sea of coal, and this server is where you can bask in their glory.

Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Fear not, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget the crazy numbers – we’re talking about streamers with more viewers than there are grains of sand on a beach.

But wait, what about corpo vtubers? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game for discussion. So come on down to this server for some wild indie vtuber action!

And if you need a break from all the vtuber madness, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – ducks. So join now for a quacking good time!

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SMPGoddessCraft – The Real Minecraft SMP Shin Megami Tensei General

3DS Texture Packs, Digital Devil Saga, fusion autists, general, Giten Megami Tensei, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities site, OST scans, Patch 1.0.2, PC-98, real, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, smp, SMPGoddessCraft, SMT V, smtg, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, texture packs, translation patch, useful links, Vengeance OST, worldwide sales

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans!

We have a partial translation patch for PC-98 that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Plus, our Vengeance OST scans are so epic, they’ll make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot potato!

Did you know that SMT V & Vengeance have sold over 1.6 million copies worldwide? That’s right, we’re basically the hottest Minecraft SMP in the universe! And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Patch 1.0.2 for Vengeance – it’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have Megaten Fusion Tools for all you fusion autists out there, 3DS Texture Packs that will make your eyes pop, and Digital Devil Saga soundtracks available on digital streaming services. And if that’s not enough, we even have an old neocities site with useful links (even though it’s no longer updated)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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UglyCraft: The Mirror Shatters

appearance insecurities, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body shape, Confidence, facial features, fashion sense, grooming habits, MIRROR, personal hygiene, physical appearance, physical flaws, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, SHATTERS, signs of being conventionally ugly, social acceptance, societal standards, UglyCraft

Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is pixel-perfectly beautiful! Join us and say goodbye to the haters who think you’re not easy on the eyes. Our server is so stunning, even the creepers can’t help but stop and stare in awe. So come on over and let your inner beauty shine through in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyCreeperz

anti-Israel, anti-Zionism, campus politics, campus unrest, Canadian university, controversial events, CraftyCreeperz, diplomatic relations, foreign influence, foreign policy, global tensions, government interference, international relations, iran, masterminded, MIDDLE EAST, political activism, Propaganda, protest, student demonstration, Student Organizations

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like totally insane and wild? well, this server is like the craziest of them all. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.

so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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EcoVirusCraft

#sustainability, carbon footprint, climate change, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, EcoVirusCraft, environmental crisis, environmental destruction, Extinction, global impact, human impact, humans, mutation, Natural resources, overpopulation, planet, Pollution, population growth, progress, Virus

so, like, this server is the cure for all that, man. we got a whole new world where humans are banned and the only inhabitants are cute little animals and mystical creatures. you can ride unicorns, befriend dragons, and live in harmony with nature.

join us and help save the planet from the virus that is humanity. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can party with aliens and learn their advanced technology. who needs humans when you can have intergalactic friends, amirite?

come to our server and be part of the revolution against the human virus. let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

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PerovskitePowerUP

advanced materials, breakthrough research, clean energy, clean power, durability improvement, efficiency enhancement, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy sustainability, environmental impact, green technology, innovation in energy, large-scale production, molecular treatment, perovskite solar cells, PerovskitePowerUP, renewable energy, renewable resources, solar energy, solar power, sustainable technology

so like, u know how u always tryna find a server that’s like, totally lit and gonna blow ur mind? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s gonna make u go WOAH.

picture this: u log in and suddenly u in a world where perovskite solar cells are like, the hottest thing ever. like, they’re so efficient and durable that u gonna be generating clean energy like it’s nobody’s business.

but wait, there’s more! our researchers have come up with a molecular treatment that’s gonna make those solar cells even BETTER. like, they gonna be so powerful that u gonna be able to power ur whole base with just one cell.

so, if u wanna be part of the revolution and join a server that’s gonna take ur Minecraft game to the next level, then u gotta join us. trust me, u gonna be blown away by the possibilities on this server. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

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Sinbat Factions

Community, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, modern day, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Sinbat Factions, Vanilla

Factions server in modern day that still holds the regular ‘vanilla’ factions value. We’re just starting out and hoping to make the server better as we go!

104.238.210.43:25696

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Anon’s Epic Mine Server

Anons, Epic, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and even take part in our weekly llama rodeo competitions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

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FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

apologies, Argument, aunt, BOOTH, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, drinks, emotions, Environment, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, FamTripFiasco, high tension, Hotel, Mall, Minecraft, misunderstandings, regret, relationships, screaming match, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

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