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PixelCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a whirlwind of love that will always be by your side! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so awesome that even the Primals themselves are coming to perform live in Japan! And if that’s not enough, we have future meetups that will blow your mind. From watching zombie movies to grinding shared FATEs in Shadowbringers, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have previously loved and remembered events that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Safe Job Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks of gold! Our server is so safe, even creepers wear helmets. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a cuddly pet that loves belly rubs. So put down that STEMshit degree and pick up your pickaxe, because the safest job in the world is waiting for you in our Minecraft SMP!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being cropped out of family photos or dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws. We promise no one will put allergens in your food or refuse to speak to you unless they’re trying to “correct” you. And don’t even get us started on the whole wedding drama – on our server, everyone is invited and welcomed with open arms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a toxic SIL when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Name: LastNameLlamaLOL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of being pressured to change your last name just because you’re in a relationship? Join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individuality and self-expression!

Our server is run by a team of scientists with multiple degrees (in Minecraftology, of course) and a growing reputation in the virtual world. We have several publications under our in-game usernames, which are important to us both professionally and personally.

Join us and build your own identity, without any pressure to conform to outdated traditions. Who needs a partner who thinks changing your last name is the key to love anyway? Build your own family in our server, where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds!

So come on, join us and keep your last name – we promise not to judge you for it. After all, in Minecraft, we’re all just blocks in the grand scheme of things.

GoogleCraft: 1000 Diamonds

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Imagine joining a Minecraft server where you are given 1000 of whatever you last Googled! Did you search for pictures of cute puppies? Well, now you have 1000 adorable puppies following you around in the game! Did you look up how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? Congratulations, you now have 1000 grilled cheese sandwiches magically appearing in your inventory every time you get hungry in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the craziest and most random adventures with your newfound 1000 items – the possibilities are endless!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

ZelenskysVictoryPlan

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	158
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5491
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

STARKSteal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

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