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MicrowaveMadnessMC

aita, belongings, break up, brother, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, EXTRA, Job, Laundry, LEAVING, living together, microwave, MicrowaveMadnessMC, moving out, possessions, relationship, sacrifice

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!

Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

charitable donations, debt repayment, dream home, dream purchases, exotic cars, extravagant purchases, Family Support, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, Long-term goals, Lootcraft, Lottery winnings, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings account, Server, shopping spree, travel the world, vacation homes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3317	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCraftSuccess

accomplishment, achieving goals, career success, definition of success, determination, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, life goals, MineCraftSuccess, perseverance, personal success, progress, prosperity, reaching milestones, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Success on our Minecraft server is measured by the number of diamond blocks you can stack on top of each other without them toppling over. The more diamond blocks you can balance, the more successful you are in the eyes of our community. Join us and show off your diamond stacking skills to become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

CreeperNation Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CreeperNation, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, restrictions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Targeting, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	4

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it. we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re plottin’ to take over the server and turn it into a disco party 24/7.

and guess what? ukraine just called us up and said they need our help to take down russia in minecraft. they want us to lift all restrictions and go ham on those blocky russians. so if u wanna be a part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, u gotta join our server.

come on, what are u waitin’ for? grab ur pickaxe and join the fun!

CeasefireCraft2021

Agreement, biden, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, framework, gaza, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6627	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2257
Animals Bred:	195	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

ya know what else is a ceasefire? the chaos and destruction on this MINECRAFT SERVER! join us for a wild ride of explosions, battles, and mayhem that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!

we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

StraightRainbowCraft

acceptance, bisexual pride, Diversity, equality, gay pride, inclusion, lesbian pride, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, pride colors, pride community, pride flag, pride month, pride parade, queer pride, RAINBOW, rainbow flag, StraightRainbowCraft, transgender pride

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom!

CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Beliefs, chatgpt, Cognitive science, conscious experiences, Consciousness, CraftyAIConsciousCrafters, data, digital assistants, Ethics, human-computer interaction, machine learning, neural networks, opinion, Perception, research, study, survey, Technology, Users

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

Admin plugins, bedrock, crossplay, Fabric, hermitcraft, java, Mature Community, proximity voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	136
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1815
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!

mc.pingusmp.co.za

EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

amazing, banter, Builds, casual player, Community, dad, Datapacks, Discord, earlier this month, EmberSMP, Find, Fire, Friendly, Fun, grind, hermitcraft, Included, Join, jokes, LGBTQ, new player, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Talk, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchantments Applied:	115
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

EmberSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What kind of server is EmberSMP?	EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly.
How can I join the server?	To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities.
Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players?	Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1100 spells, 3400 units, 400 magic items, autist’s dream, balance mod, Blitzserver, Creepercraft, debug mod, deep gameplay, documentation, domg, Dominions 6, Fan art, fantasy war game, Guide, Llamaserver, Minecraft, mod inspector, moddable, multiplayer, Pantokrator, pretender calculator, Server, simplistic graphics, strategy, Tools, turn based, Wiki

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wildest dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is so outdated, it’s practically vintage. And don’t even get us started on our Steam group – it’s hotter than a creeper in a desert biome. Plus, we have a multiplayer guide that will have you dominating the server in no time.

Join us on Blitzserver, where the battles are fierce and the memes are even fiercer. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Llamaserver for a truly wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it – don’t miss out on the fun!