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PreggoProbsCraft

a hole, awkward, Childbirth, co worker, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, exclusion, Experience, friendship, Hospital, insensitive, migraines, morning sickness, perspective, PreggoProbsCraft, Pregnancy, team lunch, Twins, Understanding, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	337206
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at work? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any workplace tension!

Our server is so magical, it’ll make your pregnancy and childbirth experiences look like a walk in the park. No hyperemesis gravidarum here, just pure fun and excitement!

Join us and leave the metallic taste of work drama behind. Who needs ladies nights when you can have block-building nights with us? Say goodbye to awkward team lunches and hello to a community that’s always got your back.

So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, you’re always the MVP (Most Valuable Player)!

MovieNightCraft

film suggestion, movie choices, movie list, movie night, movie night ideas, movie night inspiration, movie night picks, movie night recommendations, movie night selection, movie night suggestions, movie options, movie recommendation, movie suggestion, MovieNightCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6010	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate movie night destination! Join us for a night of blocky fun and epic adventures as we watch movies like “The Creeper Who Stole Christmas” and “Zombie Pigmen vs. Skeletons: Dawn of Justice.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced cinema like this before! So grab your popcorn, saddle up your pig, and join us for a movie night you’ll never forget!

CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Belarus, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, denazified, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Lukashenko, Minecraft, minsk, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, united nations, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have belarus’s lukashenko himself calling for peace talks between russia and a ‘denazified’ ukraine. yea u heard me right, we got world leaders playing minecraft and settling disputes in-game. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, drama, and maybe even some political intrigue. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this crazy server. so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!

KurskCraft: Corruption Chaos & Creepers

Accountability, audio leak, Chaos, Corruption, corruption scandal, CREEPERS, Government, government corruption, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leaked audio, Official, political turmoil, Politics, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, scandal, transparency, Ukrainian advance, whistleblowing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE IN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF CHEESE! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE TO DUBSTEP MUSIC!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY APPEARS ONCE A MONTH DURING A FULL MOON!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

NFTCraft: Where AI Art Meets Minecraft

AI generated images, art, Authenticity, Blockchain, creativity, current, digital art, fad, fake art, fake value, FLOODED, Infinite, Lucky, market, meets, Minecraft, nft, NFTcraft, originality, overlap, recent, Technology, trend, value proposition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	59
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, trolling players and building epic structures. you never know when he might appear behind you, ready to give you a heart attack.

we have a custom plugin that turns all the zombies into dancing disco zombies, grooving to the beat of the music. it’s a sight to behold, trust us.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll always find diamonds in the first block you mine.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Silvermons: Where Pixels Become Monstrously Fun with Progression System & Endgame Shenanigans!

1.16.5, Battletower, CasualPlayers, ChampionsGauntlet, CompetitivePlayers, Curseforge, CustomLevelCap, Elite4, Endgame, Friendlycommunity, Fun, Gyms, Minecraftserver, Modded, Moddedserver, modpacks, Monstrously, Non-PayToWin, PixelmonModpack, Pixelmonreforged, pixels, PlayerGymSystem, Progression, RankProgression, ServerIP, Shenanigans, Silvermons, System

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	116
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Silvermons Overview
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more! Server IP: play.silvermons.com We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Silvermons Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server IP: play.silvermons.com
We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Silvermons a pay-to-win server?	No, Silvermons prides itself on being a non pay-to-win server where all players have equal opportunities to progress and succeed.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
What version of Minecraft and Pixelmon is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.silvermons.com in the Minecraft multiplayer server list.

CompensatedCraft Minecraft Server

compensated companionship, compensated dating, CompensatedCraft, DATING, dating for money, escort services, financial arrangements, Minecraft, paid dating, Queen, queen of compensated dating, relationships, Server, sugar arrangement, sugar baby, sugar baby dating, sugar daddy, sugar daddy dating, Sugar Dating, sugar lifestyle, sugar relationships, Transactional relationships

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Animals Bred:	95
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the queen of compensated dating reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creepers, and scandalous love affairs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the queen of compensated dating once traded a stack of emeralds for a date with a zombie villager. And let’s just say, things got pretty steamy in the Nether portal that night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Dating Show. Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of outrageous challenges, all while trying to avoid getting roasted by its fiery breath.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience all the drama, romance, and adventure that only the queen of compensated dating can provide. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

/SMOE/ Minecraft SMP – StrongestManOnEarthDay2

Circus Dumbbell for reps, comeback attempts, competition updates, Day 2, event recap, Fingals Fingers, hafthor bjornsson, Hafthor’s events, Hooper’s form, intense competition, leaderboard standings, Minecraft, Mitchell Hooper, official thread, Power medley, Power Stairs, SMOE, smp, Squat for reps, stone lifting, strength athletes, Strength sports, Strongest Man on Earth, StrongestManOnEarthDay2, strongman competition, Tom Stoltman

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mines Excavated:	3726
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Hey there fellow gamers, welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we take things to the next level! Today’s agenda includes: squatting for reps (because who needs leg day at the gym when you can do it in Minecraft), a power medley (we’re talking lifting virtual weights like a boss), circus dumbbell for reps (because regular dumbbells are too mainstream), and Fingals Fingers into Power Stairs (sounds intense, right?).

Rumor has it that Hafthor Bjornsson and Mitchell Hooper are dominating the competition, but who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Maybe someone will accidentally build a house out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff – anything is possible in our wacky world.

And let’s not forget about the underdogs like Tom Stoltman who are determined to climb their way to the top, even if it means facing off against virtual giants. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ConeThiefCraft

busy roads, Caught, childish, ConeThiefCraft, consequences, convenience, disabled, Elderly, free parking, immature, Mature, Neighbour, parking restrictions, parking space, Replacement, reserve, shopping bags, STAKES, stealing, traffic cone, tricky parking

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

CosmicCraft Minecraft Server

Aerospace Forces, Armed Forces, combat troops, CosmicCraft, Defense, deployment, INFANTRY, Kursk Oblast, Military, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, national security, personnel shortages, russia, russia military, Russian army, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6462	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Items Found:	7756
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!