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S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mines Excavated:	2683
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Villages Defended:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

mc.smzr.ru

The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	570	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6711	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ores Mined:	6316
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	4857
Enchantments Applied:	290	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	New Chunks Explored:	767322

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	760524	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

1.16.5, Adventure, Bases, Brasil, Brazil, Brazilian, Clan, Clans, Community, Fun, Gaming, Kits, Melhorservidor, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, RedefireX, Server, Sobrevivenciapvp, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026