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WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	135	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Animals Bred:	177
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	342003	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	9129	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Items Found:	3310	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631

Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.

1.21, Approves, BUILD, Build Competitions, Community Projects, COMMUNITY SERVER, Competitions, core game, Discord, Dynmap, Events, friendly community, Fun, Grandma, linked, Minecraft, minimal enhancements, Noreset, Pure, Redstone, seasonal decorations, Server, small scale, smp, Survival, tool-friendly, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal
World	Survival
Current Build Competitions	Autocrafting factory / Steampunk

Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition
Is there a specific location for 1.21 land?	Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds)
Are there any current build competition themes?	Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk
What are some key features of the server?	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to core game Discord server with various channels No map resets ever Time-based ranks Vanilla-friendly events and competitions Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow?	No griefing No stealing No PVP without consent No hacks or exploits No graphic/gross NSFW No AFK alt accounts Follow the 150 block distance rule Be respectful

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Digital, Discord, discussion, forum, group, Interact, invite, Join, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, No. 82112076, ONLINE, Platform, Server, Share, Social

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	1718
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe

If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP

120k, actually…Mining4Laughs, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, decentralized, digital asset, doesnt, Financial, Hit, hodl, Investment, long term, Loss, market cycle, Minecraft, MONEY, price prediction, profit, Risk, smp, speculation, Trading, uncertainty, volatility, wealth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

SIL’s Wedding Dropout Minecraft Server

bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid woes, dropout, dropping out of wedding, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling excluded, feeling unappreciated, flower girl drama, hurt feelings, lack of inclusion, Minecraft, Server, sils, sister-in-law issues, Wedding, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party drama, wedding party dynamics, wedding planning stress, wedding stress

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more wanted than this poor bridesmaid? Look no further! Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve!

Unlike this neglectful SIL, we will shower you with gifts, invite you to all the events, and even plan spa trips just for you! You won’t have to worry about being left out because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

So say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world where you are the star of the show. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to, am I right?

NoParentsAllowedMC

apartment decor, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, first home, Gratitude, Guilt, Home decor, interior design, living together, long distance, moving in together, NoParentsAllowedMC, Opinions, personal space, relationship, Respect

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

EndOfWorldIn12Hrs Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, Chaos, countdown, Decision making, End of the World, EndOfWorldIn12Hrs, existential crisis, fear, final hours, Humanity, impending doom., last moments, Minecraft, Panic, Preparation, Reflection, regrets, smp, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty, unexpected news

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant bunker to survive the impending apocalypse! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any disaster, whether it’s a meteor shower or a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our resident redstone genius has rigged up a countdown clock that will explode in a spectacular fireworks display when the world ends. So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and go out with a bang?

KidCraft: Relive Your Youth

“Youth, Adventure, Childhood, Curiosity, Dreamlike, FANTASY, growth, Identity, imagination, Innocence, introspection, KidCraft, Memories, Nostalgia, Playtime, Reflection, regression, RELIVE, Self Discovery, surreal, time travel, transformation, Wonder

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!

Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!