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OliveOilFreeWeightLoss

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9789	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	63	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like a magical land where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk! I heard that if you build a house out of diamonds, a unicorn will come and be your pet forever!

And get this, on this server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy! Imagine swimming in a river of chocolate and eating cotton candy clouds, it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! You’ll be richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day!

So come on and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of creepers waiting to blow up your creations! Let’s get blocky with it!

Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival

age-restriction, Armor statues, block by block, BUILD, Connect, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord-MC chat, Economy, Events, exploits, Explore, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, Mob Heads, player, Player abuse, ptsd, simple voice chat, Small Community, smp, Squaremap, stealing, Survival, theft, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, veiled, Website

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	6636	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Population	Around 60 members
Modifications
	Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district
Rules	Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.

What modifications are added to the server?

Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.

Is there a shopping district on the server?

Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.

YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5056	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

#sustainability, blackouts, climate change, crisis management., electricity, energy consumption, energy crisis, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, grid system, heat stress, heatwave, HeatwaveCraft, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mismanagement, power outage, renewable energy, scorching heat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Void Armor Forged:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

HypochondriaCraft

anxiety disorder, Chronic illness, Disorder, fear of illness, health anxiety, health anxiety disorder, health outcomes, Health research, health statistics, hypochondria, HypochondriaCraft, hypochondriasis, irony, LIFESPAN, medical condition, mental health, mental illness, mortality, mortality rate, Psychology, somatic symptom disorder

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

Atoq: Where vanilla is just a suggestion, white list is optional, and 1.19.3 is a state of mind

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server: Atoq

Features
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world
✨ • Regular events and polls
✅ • Whitelist + Application
👥 • Active community and staff
🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 • Lore
🔍 • Java v1.19.3
🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.