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Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	389893
Potions Brewed:	72	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Farms Harvested:	805
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2999	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	7222	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	1902	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	100	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3540
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1838	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!