Funny stories for kids – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Batbelt Bonanza Minecraft Server

Batarang, Batbelt, Batman, Batman media, BATMOBILE, bonanza, bruce wayne, caped crusader, comic books, crime fighting, dc comics, detective, Gadgets, gotham city, grappling hook, Minecraft, mundane items, ridiculous items, Server, shark repellent, smoke pellets, SuperHero, utility belt, Vigilante

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join forces with Batman and explore the wackiest world ever created! Forget about boring old swords and pickaxes, on this server, Batman pulls out the most ridiculous items from his utility belt to help you on your adventures.

Need to build a house? No problem, Batman will whip out a giant inflatable hammer to make construction a breeze. Fighting off creepers? Batman will toss out a swarm of rubber duckies to distract them while you make your escape. And if you ever get lost in a maze of caves, don’t worry, Batman will unleash a pack of trained bats to guide you back to safety.

Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a utility belt full of absurd and unexpected gadgets? Come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans Batman will get up to next!

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CraftyCliqueDismantled

BETRAYAL, breakdown, CHANGE, Closure, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCliqueDismantled, friendship, growth, healing, loyalty, misunderstanding, moving on, reconciliation, relationships, resolution, separation, Support, Tension, Trust, Unity

Did your friend group fall apart faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and watch as friendships are forged in the fires of the Nether! Our server is so epic, it’s been known to bring enemies together to fight off hordes of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds rain from the sky every full moon! So why wait? Join now and start building your new squad of blocky buddies!

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ArabCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, antisemitic, ArabCraft, CONTENT, cultural change, curriculum, Diplomacy, education, Education reform, global impact, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MODERN, Peace, policy, progress, Reduces, REFORM, Saudi Arabia, school textbooks, Server, tolerance

come join our epic minecraft server where we got saudi arabia reducing anti-israel and antisemitic content in school textbooks as our main storyline!!! y’all gonna be mining and crafting while learning about geopolitics and international relations, what a combo!!! plus, we got camel riding as a special mount and oil mining as a new resource, get ready to strike it rich in the desert!!! join now for a wild ride through the middle east like never before!!!

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KyivCraft Assassins

Assassination, assassination attempt, assassins, Attempt, dies, journalist, Journalist Dies, Kazakh, Kazakh Journalist, Kazakh Opposition, Kazakh Opposition Journalist, Kazakh Opposition Journalist Dies, kyiv, Kyiv Assassination, Kyiv Assassination Attempt, Kyiv Assassination Attempt Kazakh, Kyiv Journalist, KyivCraft, opposition, Opposition Journalist, Opposition Journalist Dies

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kazakh opposition journalist in kyiv! our server is so lit, it’s like surviving an assassination attempt every time you log on!

we have crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like you’re dodging bullets in ukraine. build your own base and protect it like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it does).

join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a political scandal. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of survival like never before. just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around spawn…

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GoldGeeseFusion

Alchemy, animal, creativity, equivalent mass, fantastical, fantasy creature, golden eggs, golden goose, GoldGeeseFusion, Gut, hypothetical, imagination, IMPOSSIBLE, legend, MAGICAL, mass of gold, mythical creature, nuclear fission, nuclear fusion, science fiction, storytelling

join our epic minecraft server where golden geese roam free and lay golden eggs for all to enjoy! our geese have been genetically modified to eat gold and produce the most valuable eggs in the land.

but wait, there’s more! our geese have also been trained in the ways of nuclear fusion and fission, creating a spectacle of lights and explosions as they lay their eggs. it’s like a fireworks show every time!

come join us for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs diamonds when you have golden eggs from our magical geese? come see for yourself and join the fun today!

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EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!

Blacks, blue space, Boost, cardiovascular disease, community health, coronary artery calcification, disparities, EcoCraft, economically deprived neighborhoods, environmental factors, exposure, health, health benefits, Heart, heart health, middle age, Nature, outdoor spaces, Preventive medicine., public health, urban environment, urban green space, water space, wellbeing

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!

And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.

Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!

So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!

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FitCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, Exercise, fit gamers, fit lifestyle, FitCraft, fitness community, fitness culture, fitness games, fitness gaming, Gaming, gaming and fitness, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming for exercise, gaming for health, health, interactive fitness, Minecraft, physical activity, Server, sports, video games, virtual fitness

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your gaming muscles and show off your mad skills? Then come join our server, where we pump iron and mine diamonds at the same time! Our server is so fit, even the creepers are shredded. Plus, our PvP arena is like a virtual CrossFit workout – except instead of burpees, you’re dodging fireballs. So ditch the boring servers and come join us for the ultimate workout for your thumbs. Who needs the gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

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CraftyPhase Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, CraftyPhase, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect LinksOfficial, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! We’ve got more characters than a Villager trading post, with personalities as diverse as a Nether biome. From Lia the lava lover to Dizzy the diamond digger, there’s someone for everyone on this server.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a stack of TNT. Whether you’re a redstone genius or a block-placing pro, this server is the place to be. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

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CousinDrownDrama

almost drowned, anger, Apology, Breath, children, children’s section, Confrontation, cousin, CousinDrownDrama, deep pool, drowning, family, forgiveness, ignoring, Incident, lifeguard, mad, passing out, safety vest, swimming, Water

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

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PixelLove Minecraft Server

appreciation, Caring, cherished, forever grateful., Gesture, Heartwarming, Kindness, love, loving, memorable, Minecraft, partner, PixelLove, relationship, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, so, special moment, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful act, thoughtful gesture, unforgettable

Remember that time your significant other built you a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, that kind of epic gesture is just another Tuesday. Join us and experience a world where your wildest Minecraft dreams come true, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. So why settle for a boring old dinner date when you could be building a roller coaster through the Nether with your boo? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

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