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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5489
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1581	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchantments Applied:	258
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	162	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1292
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	2371
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Crops Grown:	2727	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Towns Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!