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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Farms Harvested:	551
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8257
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1461	Votes:	489
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Votes:	6448
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg