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BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

BlockShockSecrets

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3661	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

MCSakura

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

play.mcsakura.eu

Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1608	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff
World Backups
24/7 Support
No Lag
Dedicated Server
No Limits
Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racism
No Lag Machines
No Threatening
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Griefing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

Crafty Marburg Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

athletes, Canada, Championship, Competition, curling, dream team, dreams, gold medal, Ice, international competition, Minecraft, norway, scotland, smp, sports, strategy, Sweden, Sweeping, TEAM, Tournament, Victory, winter sports, world, World Championship

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

NephewTrollBegone

BOTTLE, CAR, crying, DAUGHTER, frustrating, fuss, headphones, mocking, Negative Reaction, nephew, NephewTrollBegone, noise, phase, sad expression, Safety, screeching, soft tones, teasing, Toys, tumble, Yelling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, Minecraft, Sci Fi, smp, temporal adventure, temporal displacement, temporal escapade, temporal excursion, temporal exploration, temporal journey, temporal paradoxes, time bending, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time warp, TimeWarp10

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	372
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

NoConseqRuleBreaker

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7043
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.