New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5685
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Animals Bred: 180 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

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    come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem

    CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4494
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magic Items Found: 6996
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 4228

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    so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JJGaming

    JJGaming
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5964
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

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    A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.

    mc.jjgaming.net

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  • RedLine

    RedLine
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 676
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2562 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

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    Redline This is an excellent server for playing both alone and with friends, here you can feel the unforgettable atmosphere of survival in the world of Minecraft, experience an unforgettable experience from the mechanics of the game on our server. We are waiting exactly for you!

    redline.mcmem.ru:25597

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  • CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server

    CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7444
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Animals Bred: 183 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time with the pon, cute, hardworking artist mamma who also happens to be a pizza with french fries addict! Our Italian pink gatto will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics and epic building skills.

    Reasons to join: – Witness the chaos as our artist mamma tries to build a giant pizza with french fries monument in the middle of the server. – Participate in epic battles against hordes of evil mobs, led by the mischievous pink gatto. – Explore hidden underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by the legendary nonna who is definitely not old, but wise beyond her years. – Attend exclusive art streams where you can learn to draw like a pro from our talented artist mamma. – Join in on the fun as we recreate famous Italian landmarks in Minecraft, with a hilarious twist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG

    Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5134
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28

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    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because LEGIT TOUGH GUY Kevin Nash is here to save the day! Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly Kevin Nash himself appears in the game, flexing his muscles and challenging you to a wrestling match. Join our server for the chance to battle it out with the one and only Kevin Nash in a virtual ring made of obsidian! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Kevin Nash once punched a creeper so hard it turned into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

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  • Mother-in-Law Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Mother-in-Law Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4388
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero mother-in-law drama guaranteed!

    Join us and leave behind the toxic in-laws who think they can just waltz back into your life like nothing happened. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted family drama.

    Plus, on our server, you won’t have to be the glue that holds everything together – unless you’re using it to build a cool structure! Say goodbye to awkward family reunions and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because life is too short to deal with toxic in-laws, but it’s never too short to play Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyFamilyDrama911

    BlockyFamilyDrama911
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8852
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Villages Defended: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

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    Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who have no respect for your property? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house and watch them get arrested for trespassing in your pixelated garage.

    Just like in real life, you can set the rules and enforce consequences for those who dare to defy them. Build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests breaking your custom golf clubs – unless, of course, you want to watch them suffer the consequences of their actions.

    Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ByeByeOldEtiquette

    ByeByeOldEtiquette
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 1688
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ores Mined: 4595

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a powdered wig or curtsying every time you meet someone? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have officially retired all outdated social customs! Say goodbye to bowing to your elders and hello to building epic castles and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to challenge anyone who dares to face him in a duel. So why wait? Join now and let’s make social norms a thing of the past!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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