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Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	9747
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	6057
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	93154
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	6088	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	130818	Potions Brewed:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Votes:	3899	Mines Excavated:	2436
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	3782

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

CAR, car cruising, car enthusiasts, classic car, classic car cruising, cruise, Cruising, cruising for chicks, cruising for dates, cruising for fun, HIGH, high school cruising, high school cruising adventures, high school girls, high school memories, high schools, lincoln, Lincoln Town Car, luxury car, Minecraft, Picking, picking up chicks, Picking up girls, picking up teenagers, picking up women, SCHOOLs, smp, TOWN, vintage car

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!