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Roach-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Votes:	6049

Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Communication, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Honesty, Justice, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Truth, validation, Victim

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	56	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	81	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

Apologize.., barcelona, Best Friend, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, Conflict, Confused, feelings, flights, Friend, honeymoon, misunderstanding, NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon, OFFENDED, reaction, resolution, separate flights, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Star Shards Collected:	127
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	7611
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	290
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

KurskPOWslayerCraft

Accountability, alleged killings, Conflict, eastern europe, envoy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk, KurskPOWslayerCraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, response, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3500	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

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HavocGames

HavocGames, ISLAND, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Top Island, Upgrade

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

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The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

1.20.1, borderlands, Builder, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Funky, Griefing, java, jokes, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, stinkier, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6078
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

artificial scarcity, developers, devs, digital scarcity, enforce, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming, in-game items, microtransactions, Minecraft, online communities, Online Games, online gaming, PixelPanic, player experience, player-engagement, scarcity, Server, video games, Virtual Economy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Emeralds Found:	8626	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!