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CraftyPutinVsBiden2022

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsBiden2022, diplomatic pressure, economic impact, economic warfare, Energy Sector, financial restrictions, foreign policy, funding, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government actions, harsh measures, international relations, Military Funding, oil exports, Russian oil industry, sanctions, Ukraine war effort

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we impose harsh sanctions on all players who dont follow the rules! we cut off funding for anyone trying to start a war in our pixelated world. be like biden and show those russian oil industry players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of blocky battles and crazy sanctions!

Minecraft Addictive Behaviors Server

addiction, Addictive, addictive sexual behaviors, AMERICANS, Behaviors, concerns, Masturbation, Men, Minecraft, pornography use, Problematic, Religious, Report, Server, solitary behaviors, view, Women, worries

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Villages Defended:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

come join our minecraft server and escape from all the addictive sexual behaviors plaguing society! we promise a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of worrying about your questionable internet habits. plus, if you’re a dude who’s tired of being judged for your solo activities, we got your back! religious or not, everyone is welcome to join our wacky world of blocky adventures. so ditch the guilt and grab your pickaxe, because on our server, the only addiction you’ll have is to the thrill of the game!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Gear, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: castiamc.com/rules

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Pixel Vortex 1.21.3

1.21.3, alpha male, attraction, charisma, Charm, Confidence, DATING, desire, FANTASY, hyper Chad, Masculinity, physical appearance, PIXEL, relationships, seduction, self-proclaimed, sex symbol, sexual appeal, societal norms, Stereotypes, transactional tool, vortex, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is run by a self-proclaimed sex symbol hyper Chad, like, can you even imagine the levels of epicness?

I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the owner is basically a walking magnet for the ladies? It’s like a virtual paradise for all the thirsty gamers out there, am I right?

Plus, you never know what other crazy reasons there are for joining this server. Maybe there’s a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas or a hidden treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt in here and let’s start this wild adventure together!

BorderCrossingMercenary

arrest, black ops, border crossing, border security, BorderCrossingMercenary, conflict zones, Espionage, Geopolitics, honored, international relations, Mercenary, Mercenary Forces, Military operations, political intrigue, Private Military Company, russia, Russian influence, Security Contractor, U.S.-Mexican Border, Wagner Group, Wagner Mercenary

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	2772
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where a wagner mercenary dude who crossed the u.s.-mexican border got honored in russia weeks before getting arrested. like whaaat?! if that ain’t some wild shizz then i don’t know what is! join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some secret spy missions (just kidding…or am i?). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, baby!

Moonbat

Active, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Griefing, Interact, Ip:, Join, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, multiplayer, player events, Server, smp, Spleef, Survival, update, Version

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival SMP (no-griefing), Survival SMP (griefing)
Server Features	Player events, minigames (such as spleef), server updates, progress-safe SMP maps
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

How often are player events held on the server?

We occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Are both SMP maps on the server safe from resets?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Can I grief other players on the Survival SMP with no-griefing rules?

No, griefing is not allowed on the no-griefing Survival SMP. There is another SMP on the server where griefing is allowed.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, ack, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital conversation, discussion thread, internet, internet safety, message board, MysticCraft, No. 275044359, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online message, online privacy, Realms

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna snooze? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s right, our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a house while riding a roller coaster made of diamonds. And don’t forget about the epic PvP battles where you can fight against players wielding giant carrots as weapons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

FancyFuneralFitz Minecraft Server

advice, disabled, emotional blackmail, family, FancyFuneralFitz, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial strain, fixed income, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, funeral attire, funeral expenses, grief support, group home, loaning money, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping each other out, but not to the extent of emotional blackmail! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and friendship (without the financial burden).

Our server is like a group home, but with blocks and mobs instead of roommates. Make friends, build amazing structures, and explore the vast world of Minecraft with fellow players who won’t guilt trip you for diamonds.

Experience the thrill of overcoming obstacles and challenges in-game, without the stress of real-life financial woes. Trust us, you won’t need to loan anyone money for dress clothes just to attend a virtual event on our server!

So come on, join us and leave the drama behind. Let’s game together and have a blast without the emotional rollercoaster of real life. See you in the game, where friendships are built on fun, not loans!

PasswordCraft: TrustyGF Edition

Boundaries, Commission, Communication, credit card, DEBT, Edition, fees, Financial, International, long-distance relationship, Marriage, MONEY, Moving, PasswordCraft, passwords, privacy, relationship, responsible behavior, studying, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, TrustyGF

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	6401
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crops Grown:	6277	Villages Defended:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust issues and relationship drama are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and block-building fun, where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated wonders.

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests, where you can team up with other players or go solo to conquer the virtual landscape. But beware, you never know when your in-game girlfriend might refuse to share her credit card details with you, leading to a virtual breakup that will have you questioning the very foundations of your blocky relationship.

But fear not, for our server is a place of endless possibilities and absurdity. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and drama. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the only drama is the kind that involves exploding TNT and not sharing virtual credit card details.

MineScape

Adventurer, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Daily Rewards, facebook, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Recreation, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, socials, Store, titles, Wiki

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

MineScape Server Overview

Features	Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
	Custom Quests

	Beautiful hand crafted map
	Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
	Daily Rewards!
	Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
	Active Leaderboards

FAQ

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: You can join MineScape by connecting to the IP minescape.me in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the official website for MineScape?

A: The official website for MineScape is https://minescape.com.

Q: How can I get involved in the MineScape community?

A: You can join the MineScape Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/minescape

Q: Are there any custom plugins used on MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape uses custom plugins like MineScape and Dynmap to enhance gameplay.

Q: Where can I find the rules for MineScape?

A: You can find the rules for MineScape on their official website here: https://minescape.com/rules/