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Sobbing Protagonist Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with twists and turns that will leave you sobbing into your best girl’s chest! Join us and become the hero who saves humanity from being turned into soup by a secret cabal. Who needs diamonds when you can have epic adventures and emotional rollercoasters? Join now and experience the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Any a-Petra Global Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Crops Grown:	5332	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our resident superhero players Petra and Anya are there to save the day with their epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical portals that lead to secret treasure rooms. But watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the ultimate challenge and try to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig? It’s the ultimate test of skill and silliness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

JoblessDadOfferDecline

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Emeralds Found:	3174
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	244
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a server that’s as mysterious as a dark cave? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and shady business deals.

Just like the protagonist in a suspenseful novel, you’ll be faced with the challenge of navigating through murky waters as you try to figure out what exactly is going on. Will you uncover the truth behind the cryptic invitations and hidden agendas? Or will you fall victim to the cunning schemes of our enigmatic benefactors?

With a cast of characters straight out of a soap opera, including a father figure with a checkered past and a wife with a famous skin and wellness clinic, you’ll never be bored on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself embroiled in a high-stakes marketing venture that could change the course of your virtual life forever.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists, join us on our Minecraft server today. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in the shadows of our virtual world?

IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal your friend’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us if you can’t live without the thrill of breaking the law in Minecraft!

We’ve got a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even TNT cannons. Need to smuggle some contraband across the border? No problem, just hop on our server and join our underground network of secret tunnels and hidden chests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most wanted criminals in the Minecraft world. From notorious griefers to expert hackers, you never know who you might run into on our server. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to take on the server’s resident mafia boss in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of living on the wrong side of the law in Minecraft!

BlockbusterBinge

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	596

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like a never-ending movie marathon, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their fancy tea party, but little do you know, it’s actually a trap set by a mischievous group of llamas who just want to steal your diamonds.

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll never run out of hilarious and absurd adventures to embark on. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to staging epic battles against an army of evil chickens, the possibilities are endless. So why rewatch that same old movie for the hundredth time when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join today and let the insanity begin!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Surviving with Sunglasses! Now with extra fishy business, weekly challenges, and the occasional PvP sunburn 😎🐟🔥

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Divine Spears Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

About Shaded Minecraft Server:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Key Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
50+ Custom Enchants
mcMMO Skills and Progression

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

High Ecstasy Pics Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	405	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	649	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us and ask a bi guy why he likes to get high on ecstacy and take pictures of himself in tight women’s clothing – because why not?! Plus, we have all the pizza you could ever want, and our server is constantly filled with hilarious videos and webms of our wild adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and be prepared for non-stop laughter and insanity!

Raidou Collection Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because Raidou collection is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Raidou collection, where players can battle it out to see who can collect the most outrageous items in the game. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted golden carrots, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumors have it that a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Raidou collection today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

StepmomNotMomLOL

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family dynamics are more complicated than a telenovela! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating stepmom drama, work friend awkwardness, and parental arguments – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the craziest family dynamics unfold right before your eyes? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!