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Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ores Mined:	4138
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Void Armor Forged:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	9010

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Star Shards Collected:	109	Towns Built:	5

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4368	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6786
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.