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Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

I Btc Max Minecraft SMP

btc, Max, Minecraft, smp

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Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player who goes by the name “I btc max”. This player is known for hoarding all the diamonds on the server and building massive, gaudy statues of themselves out of gold blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of players who call themselves the “Chicken Army”. They roam the server dressed in full chicken suits, clucking menacingly and challenging anyone who crosses their path to a chicken duel. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to fend off the chicken army and watch out for “I btc max” and their diamond hoarding ways. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child punishment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, food relationship, gentle parenting, guest etiquette, house rules, KickOutCraft, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, sharing

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in gentle mining and raising our blocks with love and care! Join us for a truly unique experience filled with drama and adventure.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your block gets slapped by a random player! That’s right, on our server, we don’t believe in force mining – you mine at your own pace, no sharing required!

But beware, there may be some players who think they can dictate how you mine. Just like Isabella, who tried to control everyone’s mining methods and got kicked out faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where you can draw on the walls with felt-tip pens (easy to clean, of course) and stand up to anyone who tries to interfere with your mining techniques. Who knows, you might even get called an asshole by other players for standing your ground – now that’s the true mark of a Minecraft legend!

BdayBucks4Burgers

$10 bill, AITAH, BdayBucks4Burgers, burger, Buy, child’s birthday money, compassion, Food, Homeless, homeless man, kid meal, lady, money bank, Order, Pay, phone bill, Purchase, refusing, RELATIVES, Rent, Wendys

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value compassion and generosity! Just like the lady who paid for the homeless man’s meal, we believe in helping others in need. Join us and experience the joy of giving, whether it’s sharing resources with fellow players or building shelters for those less fortunate in the game.

On our server, you’ll encounter all kinds of characters, from generous players like the lady at Wendy’s to mischievous mobs who just want a burger (we’re looking at you, zombies). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between keeping your virtual money safe or helping out a fellow player in need.

So come join us and be part of a community that values kindness, compassion, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heartwarming situation like the one at Wendy’s, where the real treasure is the friendships you make along the way.

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

GoosebumpGhast

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Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are so terrifyingly realistic that you’ll be sleeping with the lights on for weeks! We’re talking about zombies with glowing red eyes, skeletons that shoot flaming arrows, and creepers that explode into a million pieces of TNT. But don’t worry, we also have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Join our server if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every corner could be your last!

Bohdana’s Danish Boomtown

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come join our minecraft server and experience the chaos of 18 Bohdana howitzers raining down on your enemies, all thanks to our generous friends in Denmark! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions. who needs swords and bows when you have massive artillery at your disposal? join now and show off your strategic skills as you dominate the battlefield like never before!

Love Block Adventures

Adventures, aging couples, Agreement, BLOCK, Communication, discrepancy, emotional connection, frequent sexual activity, Happiness, Intimacy, long-term commitment, long-term relationships, love, marital quality, marital satisfaction, older couples, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sexual compatibility, sexual expression, sexual frequency, sexual satisfaction, Spouses

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so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

GamerSphere

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Discover your new Minecraft home GamerSphere is a crossplay Towny survival server designed with relaxation in mind. Our server includes active moderation, grief protection, game-enhancing plugins such as McMMO and Harbor.

mc.gamersphere.net

PixelCUP

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PixelCUP ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏʙʙʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀɪᴇѕ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ѕᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇѕᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛɪᴇѕ. – ᴏᴜʀ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘ2ᴡ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜѕᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ.

ModPacks Links https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelcup https://modrinth.com/modpack/pixelcup

Discord Server https://discord.gg/RT8qTvgDCc

mc.pixelcup.xyz

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 268 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Server	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Scoring includes +1 per minute you stay alive and +1 per experience point earned.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ultra-Hardcore mining?

Ultra-Hardcore mining is a style of gameplay in Minecraft where players have only one life and cannot regenerate health naturally. It adds an extra level of challenge to the game.

How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld?

If you die on the server, you have the chance to earn a revive by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

What are the server rules?

Players are expected to play fair and friendly. The use of client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are not allowed on the server.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various modifications to the game, such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies themselves, enhanced skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, PvP is enabled on the server, but there are no teams. It is a Free-For-All environment where players can engage in PvP if they choose.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Animals Bred:	198	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	5489	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	4399
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2547	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Void Gems Collected:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	2819
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Ultimate funny scripts Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ultra-Hardcore mining?

How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld?

What are the server rules?

What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

Is PvP enabled on the server?