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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5459
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Crops Grown:	3861	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	262
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	4726
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Items Found:	4285	Votes:	6368
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	883
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Votes:	7753
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!