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BroVacay Minecraft Server

Airbnb, BroVacay, close family, distant relatives, family conflicts, family cruise, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family hijacking, family relationships, Family Reunion, family vacation, financial constraints, financial hardships, fixed income, generations, Minecraft, planning a trip, Server, sibling drama, travel expenses

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server, where family reunions turn into a battle royale of who’s paying for what!

We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

NieceBeGoneRoomScare

2 year old, Action Figure, ANNOYING, Boundaries, child, Conflict, Darth Vader, family, House, Living, Lock, Monsters, Niece, NieceBeGoneRoomScare, parents, room, Scared, scared easily, sister, Stairs, WIBTA

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of unwanted visitors in your Minecraft house? Join our server and never worry about pesky kids invading your space again! Our server is so scary, even the bravest of toddlers will think twice before entering your domain. With monsters lurking around every corner, your room will be safe from intruders. Join now and keep your space monster-free!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, classic, comfort movie, Enduring, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go-to movie, love, memorable, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, Repeatable, rewatch, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you gotta join ASAP! Like, I heard that if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And like, the owner of the server is a secret billionaire who only plays Minecraft to find the lost city of Atlantis!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!

So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal

CreeperCuisine

balanced diet, Breakfast, Cooking, CreeperCuisine, diet, Dinner, eating habits, Food, food choices, food diary, food intake, food journal, food tracking, Healthy Eating, lunch, Meal, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, recipes, SNACKS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	900713
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re eating is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, on our server, you can feast like a king! We have a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples, diamond-coated cake, and even a secret stash of creeper cupcakes (they explode with flavor in your mouth)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?

CraftyTradeWars

Canada, China, CraftyTradeWars, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, Import Taxes, international relations, mexico, North America, political decisions, protectionism, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Sanctuary

anti-White bias, BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity training, equality, experiments, inclusion, minority groups, perceptions, Race, racial group, racial sensitivity, researchers, Sanctuary, snowflake, social psychology, valued, White participants, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	2729	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the most diverse place ever! We got all sorts of peeps from different backgrounds, makin’ it a real party up in here.

And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1487
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?