New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Funny real life story Minecraft Servers

  • PixelTube Minecraft Server

    PixelTube Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2905
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! Join us for epic discussions and links to the most obscure Vtubers who love playing retro games on their streams.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Divegrass Team that competes in virtual soccer matches and an Lumi ARG that will have you questioning reality. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy stories, so you know you’re in for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for virtual soccer or uncover the secrets of the Lumi ARG. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

    LockdownCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6247
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2281 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3906 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Imagine a world where Vince McMahon and Donald Trump are cellmates in jail – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, team up with your friends to take down the evil prison guards, or just sit back and watch as Vince and Trump try to escape their cell using nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers – things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Destiny

    Destiny
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2699
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7620
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Destino is a Survival server that has multiple options to take the gameplay to the maximum! It has things like: Lands Stores Drugs Casino Crates Wars NPC Merchants Slots Kits Vote Among other things…

    play.destino.lol

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChrysoliteSMP: Where even creepers practice social distancing! 🦠😂

    ChrysoliteSMP: Where even creepers practice social distancing! 🦠😂
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3191
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 978
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP

    Mod Description
    LootR Per player chests! No need to worry about people taking it all.
    Minecolonies Build and protect your own colony.. Make an army if you wish!
    Advanced Energistics 2 No more need for a room full of chests! Make it all digital.
    Mystical Agriculture Learn some new farming tricks.. Become the richest!
    Biomes O’ Plenty Tired of the same biomes all the time? Explore a new world!
    Mekanism Play around with nuclear materials! You’ll need lots of power.
    Create Make extremely satisfying factories with belts and steam power!
    Skill Tree Level up skills and become a LEGEND!
    Corail Tombstone Tired of losing your stuff? Teleport back easily!
    FTB Mods Make life easier when mining.. Make a team.. Claim your empire.
    New Dimensions The Aether, Deeper and Darker, and Twilight Forest!

    PvP Rules: The server is overall PvE. PvP allowed with consent.

    Why Us: We work hard to ensure top performance and constantly add new features!

    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing is not allowed. We have protections in place.
    Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best
    Q: Are there any server events or challenges? A: Yes, we regularly host events and challenges for players to participate in.
    Q: Can I invite friends to join the server? A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our growing community!

    Connect with Us:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/B2D3Gq5Jj2

    Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPubePlay Minecraft Server

    PixelPubePlay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3316
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Star Shards Collected: 141
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3913 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have post games where girls have canonicaly pubes! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Our server is the only place where you can witness such a wild and crazy phenomenon.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington. Our server is like a wacky dream come true, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSportsMinecraftServer

    NoSportsMinecraftServer
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4571
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting into heated debates with sports fanatics just because you don’t enjoy watching sports? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, sports talk is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more awkward conversations about the latest game or player stats. Instead, join us for some epic building adventures and let your creativity run wild!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a safe haven for non-sports fans, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

    So why waste your time arguing with sports enthusiasts when you can join our server and escape to a world where sports talk is a thing of the past? Say goodbye to pointless arguments and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join us now and let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ❤️ BEST SERVER FOR PVP ❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BEST SERVER FOR PVP ❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 2143
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    A server where you can develop your PVP skills. The best system! Unique places for resource extraction and PvP with real players!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Helvetia Network

    Helvetia Network
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3771
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 780 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Info:

    – 2 Earths One PvE And One PvP Both Connected

    – Pve Server Focuses On Crafting Farming Building Economy Social Growing Towns And Nations Property Markets Making Supplys To Sell To The PvP War Factions While Growing Your Own Empire The Way You Like

    – PvP Server Focuses On Fighting Players Over Land Resources Spite Land Claiming Over Throwing Regimes And Looting Full On War And Sieges On Who Can Dominate The Earth While Unloading Loot Back Home In Your PvE Capitol And Restocking On Pots Armor Weps And Food To Head Back Out To The Front Lines

    – There Is No 5 Animal Per Chunk BS (we want you to actaully thrive)

    – Seeds Have Been Removed From Crop Harvesting Instead Making It a Mob Drop (removes 30 dubs of seeds for 1 dub of wheat plus seed market woo)

    – Ability To Use t/n spawn for towns and nations will not have a upkeep (sorta bs to have fees)

    – Nations Only Cost 1000 To Make

    – Town Plots To Claim Is Only 10

    – NO Overclaim If You Had Enough People To Claim It At One Point You Wont Lose it

    – 90 Day Inactive Town Kick No 30 Day Bs

    – /lottery global Lottery That Players Can Buy Into And Win Big 😄

    – Villager Shops Allowing You To Have 1-infinite Rows To Buy/Sell Items Along With Storage Space

    – A Proper Economy Focused On Not Having Poverty 2.0 Thats Broken Asf

    – Bosses With Really Op Loot Tables (Good Luck 😄 )

    – Netting Animals/Mobs Ability to Capture Any Creature With A Net Showing Its Stats And Portable Way To Sell Your Creatures Without Getting Scammed (imagine The Insane Horse Breeding And Rare Skele and Zombie Horses)

    – “Coins” A Special Item That Allows f2p and p2p To Both Have Access To The Same Admin Shop To Buy Nets Op Villager Shops Elytria Wings Warp Books And Premium Status All Possible For All Players 😄

    – We Are 1.20 We Actaully Got Camels And Cherry XD

    – Over Haul Of Custom Crafting Recipes

    – Every Mob Has A Custom Drop Table

    – Ability To Get /hat Without Premium Through A /hat Book

    – Ability To Store Exp With /bottle Store Amount

    – Spawners Able To Silk Touched Ingame Naturally And Added To Admin Shop

    – Fishing Now Rewards You Random Goodies (Gotta Fish To Find Out :p )

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  • Save Mannheim Minecraft Server

    Save Mannheim Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7374
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, fear not, because Wallah Krise is here to save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom! Legend has it that whoever finds this llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like the flying pigicorn and the explosive sheep! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in all of Minecraft, Mount Pixelated Doom, where the air is so thin that you might just start hallucinating.

    So why wait? Join Wallah Krise today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky ninja creepers and the mischievous Endermen who love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. See you in the pixelated world of madness and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

    CryptoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9419
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thrill-seekers out there!

    Join us as we embark on a wild adventure where the ETFs are actually sentient beings who are constantly trying to reach 100k in Minecraft currency. Watch as chaos ensues when they realize their goal is unattainable and start selling off everything in a panic!

    Retail may be dead in the real world, but on our server, it’s alive and kicking with players trading, bartering, and scheming their way to the top. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a rollercoaster of ups and downs?

    So, open your shorts (figuratively, of course) and get ready for a year like no other on our server. Just remember, don’t get too greedy with leverage or you might find yourself in a world of trouble. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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