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Star TrekCraft: The Quest for Diamonds and Villager Trading – Join now for epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans!

Adventures, Arenas, Auctions, Community, Custom Boss Mobs, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, EULA Compliant, family friendly, Jobs, Join, LWC, No Griefing, No Raiding, PvE, PvP, Quest, Ranks, Regular Events, rules, Shenanigans, Staff, star, TOWN, Trading, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, unforgettable, villager, Voting, Wilds

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

TrekCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, Treasure Hunts, etc.
Events	Weekly events, contests, and competitions hosted by staff.
Community	Friendly and family-friendly atmosphere with helpful staff and players.
Rules	Strict rules against raiding and griefing, with PvP available in designated areas.
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

FAQ

1. Is swearing allowed on the server?

No, keeping the chat appropriate for children is required. No swearing or discussion of inappropriate behavior is allowed.

2. Are there rules against griefing or raiding?

Yes, the server has strict rules against griefing and raiding. In the event of grief, the staff will roll it back for you.

3. How can I obtain ranks on the server?

Ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. The server is fully EULA compliant.

4. Can I turn on PvP in the wilds?

PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas.

5. How long has the server been around?

The server has been around for over 9 years, providing a trusted and stable community for players.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, antisemitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, false accusations, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, how can we combat antisemitism, ignorance, intolerance, Jewish community, long tail: why do people spread harmful stereotypes about Jews, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious beliefs, religious persecution, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9490
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crops Grown:	2795	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Character development, comedy, Edition, fairy tale, fan favorite, FANTASY, humor, long awaited, Manga, plot twists, Preference, princess, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Sleep, sleepy princess, SleepyPrincessSMP, version preference, ZzzCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	165

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!

CreeperApprovedNot

controversial topics, CreeperApprovedNot, cultural norms, cultural standards, ethical standards, Moral values, public opinion, social behavior, social boundaries, social conformity, social criticism, social norms, social stigmas, social taboos, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal change, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal trends

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild and wacky place where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and causing mayhem wherever you go.

On our server, it’s not just socially acceptable to grief other players’ builds, it’s encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s house? Go for it! Feeling like setting off a TNT explosion in the town square? We’ve got plenty of TNT to spare! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s lag).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items, stolen goods, and even other players’ heads. Need a diamond sword but don’t have any diamonds? Just head to the black market and see what shady deals you can make. Just be careful not to get caught by the server moderators – they don’t take kindly to players breaking the rules (even though that’s basically the whole point of our server).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos is the name of the game, come join us! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you…

JewCraft2021

anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3804	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9902
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Enchantments Applied:	174	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2698	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!