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Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	6946	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!

I Just Want A VR Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can bash things with a bat to your heart’s content! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Bat Bashers gang, who roam the land wreaking havoc and causing chaos with their trusty bats. Join them if you dare!

2. We have a secret underground bat fighting arena where players can battle it out to see who is the ultimate bat bashing champion. Will you rise to the challenge?

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a bat who was cursed to roam the land forever. Can you find and defeat this spooky specter?

4. We have a bat-themed parkour course that will test your skills and reflexes as you jump and swing your way through obstacles. Can you conquer the course and claim the title of Parkour Bat Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready to bash some things with a bat in the most outrageous ways possible!

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Techy Plays is a technology enthusiast and content creator known for his video game reviews, tech tutorials, and product unboxings. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays has garnered a large following on various social media platforms. His engaging and informative content has established him as a go-to source for the latest in gaming and tech trends.