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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2786	Players Killed by Monsters:	5841
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	8758	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Competition, discomfort, female friends, friends’ partners, friendship, gift giving, GiftsCraft, male friends, Minecraft, non-romantic gifts, partners uncomfortable, personalized gifts, pressure on relationships, relationships, Server, small gestures, Tension, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, unspoken boundaries

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	1547
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	616373

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	3477

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	210
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!