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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

“PEPPELONI, AH YES THE PEPPELONI” Minecraft SMP

AH YES THE PEPPELONI, comedic catchphrase, digital humor, famous quote, food humor, funny quote, humorous expression, iconic line, internet culture, Internet Sensation, italian food, meme, Minecraft, PEPPELONI, pepperoni lovers, pizza meme, pizza toppings, popular saying, smp, social media trend, trending topic, viral phrase

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is filled with the legendary PEPPELONI! Join us on this wild adventure as we search far and wide for the elusive PEPPELONI, rumored to grant wishes and bring good luck to those who find it.

But beware, the PEPPELONI is fiercely protected by the mischievous PEPPELONI Goblins, who will stop at nothing to keep their precious treasure safe. Will you be brave enough to face these pint-sized pests and claim the PEPPELONI for yourself?

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, PEPPELONI! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and come join us on the hunt for the legendary PEPPELONI!

The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

16builders16tools

2b2t, Anarchy, base building, Chaos, Community, Duping, Exploration, free for all, Griefing, HACKING, multiplayer, No Rules, no staff, open world, player interaction, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Wilderness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.

The server has been up for nearly two years and is still going strong. There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.

Don’t forget to check our website for the latest news at 16b16t.ddns.net:30045

16b16t.ddns.net:30045

Terra 2.0 SMP

Armor statues, Bluemap, Chat, Color names, Discord, Heads, Ip:, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Playerheads, restart, Server, shulker shells, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Terra 2.0 SMP, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9520	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hi and welcome to Terra 2.0 SMP

We have restarted the server with version 1.21 on July 2nd!

Server IP: Terra2SMP.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/T3XJ7SDbbm Bluemap. http://51.81.41.65:2742/

More Heads, Playerheads, Double Shulker Shells, Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, Silence Mobs, Color Names in chat

Terra2smp.com

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon! Get ready for a modded Pixelmon experience with a side of bingo crates and server raids. And hey, we’re LGBTQ+ friendly!

Adult Owned, Adults, Astral, best place, Bingo, Challenges, Challenging, Crates, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, Experience, family friendly, Friendly, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, hey, LGBTQ, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Play, Pokebags, Raids, Ready, Server, Side, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Wondertrade

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1325	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	89	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokémon’s Effort Values efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a fun bingo game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokémon Pokédex
Custom Crates	Get unique items from custom crates
Adult Owned	Server is owned and run by adults
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcome and inclusive to LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade your Pokémon with random players
Pokebags	Special bags for storing items
Pixelmon Raids	Take on challenging Pixelmon raids
Gambling	Participate in gambling games
Timber Mod	Easily chop down trees with Timber mod
Resource World	Access a separate resource-rich world
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter regular Minecraft mobs
Custom Textures	Enjoy custom textures for a unique experience
Gym Leaders	Challenge and defeat Gym Leaders
GTS	Use the Global Trade System to trade Pokémon

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us. Come join us today on the best place to play! <3

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to play.astralpixelmon.com

2. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and more. Stay tuned on our Discord for updates.

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Cavecraft, Community, Digital culture, discovery, Entertainment, Fandom, Finally caved, Gaming, influence, internet personalities, Kirsche…, Minecraft, online content, Persuasion, pop culture, resisted, Server, social media, trend, Turn, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Votes:	6994
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

I resisted joining this Minecraft server for quite some time. But then I discovered the legendary player known as Kirsche. This server is so epic that even the most hardcore non-believers couldn’t resist joining after encountering Kirsche’s epic builds and hilarious antics.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated dragons, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and participating in epic dance parties with virtual YouTubers. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

ShiftyNeoMorph on Minecraft SMP

Campaign, comparison, debate, democratic party, economic policies, election, Government, HILLARY CLINTON, kamala harris, leadership, Minecraft, neoliberal, political ideologies, Politics, presidential candidates, progressive policies, public opinion, shape shifting, ShiftyNeoMorph, smp, Social Issues, united states, women in politics

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can witness epic battles between shape-shifting neoliberals Kamala and Hillary as they duke it out for supremacy in the virtual world. Will Kamala’s charm and wit win the day, or will Hillary’s experience and cunning prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness unfold!

MaternityBoxCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, baby bed, baby box, baby clothes, baby essentials, Charity, counseling, expecting moms, finland, Hospital, instagram, judgement making, maternity box, MaternityBoxCraft, Minecraft, new moms, post, Server, social media, special needs baby, special needs kids, stepsister, US

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2273	Secret Passages Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	945	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	1420	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	181	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that treats you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where every player gets a baby box upon joining! Yes, you heard that right – a baby box filled with essentials like diamonds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon!

Just like the OP’s Instagram post, we believe in providing the best for our players. And if you think that’s unfair, don’t worry – we also have special programs for players with special needs (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the joy of being a new player on our server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless adventures and loot to keep you entertained? Don’t be like the angry stepsister, join our server and bask in the glory of freebies and attention from our community! #BestMinecraftServerEver #BabyBoxBonanza

StepkidSitterGoneTripNah

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, long tail tags, parenting, parenting challenges, Resentment, step-parenting, stepfamily, stepkids, StepkidSitterGoneTripNah, teenage rebellion, teenagers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with teenage drama on your Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the real-life teenage BS! No more swearing, arguing, or disrespect – just pure Minecraft fun!

Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!

Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.

Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeader – Minecraft SMP

alien encounter, aliens, AlienTakeMe2UrLeader, contact with extraterrestrials, Decision making, extraterrestrial beings, first contact, global diplomacy, government officials, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, intergalactic communication, international relations, leadership, meeting with aliens, Minecraft, science fiction, smp, space exploration, united nations, visitors from outer space, world leaders, world peace

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8723	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most out-of-this-world leader you could ever imagine! Picture this: a llama riding a flying pig, wearing a crown made of diamonds and carrying a scepter made of enchanted golden carrots. Yes, that’s our leader!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world!

So, if aliens ever show up at your door asking to be taken to your leader, bring them to our Minecraft SMP and watch their minds be blown by our majestic llama king. Join us now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

ShowDropOutCraft

binge watching, comedy, Drama, ending a series, Entertainment, favorite shows, losing interest, Quitting, reality tv, ShowDropOutCraft, streaming, Television series, TV addiction, TV habits, TV show discussions, TV show opinions, TV show recommendations, tv shows, TV shows to finish, watching habits

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of watching the same show over and over again until you can recite every line by heart? Well, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring TV shows! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about that show you used to watch 90 percent of but then gave up on.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a magical land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so mesmerized by the wonders of our server that they completely forgot about their favorite TV show. And that player lived happily ever after, never looking back at their TV screen again.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss, ride a rainbow-colored unicorn, and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Who needs TV when you have all that excitement waiting for you in our Minecraft server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to that show you used to watch and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that show you stopped watching).

RapistBlockerMC

Broadcasting (Industry), Canadian broadcasters, child rapist, controversial, criminal history, ethical journalism, journalism ethics, legal implications, media censorship, media coverage, media ethics, moral responsibility, News Reporting, Olympic volleyball, professional standards, public outrage, RapistBlockerMC, refused to call, sexual abuse, Social Impact, sports news

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
New Chunks Explored:	211598	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground volleyball court where we host matches with Olympic athletes who are also child rapists apparently. Canadian broadcasters are too scared to even mention it, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, we have diamond armor for all players and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!