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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

Tail, Bunny, Entertainment, meme, funny quote

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

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“PEPPELONI, AH YES THE PEPPELONI” Minecraft SMP

PEPPELONI, pepperoni lovers, Minecraft, social media trend, digital humor

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is filled with the legendary PEPPELONI! Join us on this wild adventure as we search far and wide for the elusive PEPPELONI, rumored to grant wishes and bring good luck to those who find it.

But beware, the PEPPELONI is fiercely protected by the mischievous PEPPELONI Goblins, who will stop at nothing to keep their precious treasure safe. Will you be brave enough to face these pint-sized pests and claim the PEPPELONI for yourself?

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, PEPPELONI! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and come join us on the hunt for the legendary PEPPELONI!

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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

designated shitting river quote, designated shitting river joke, viral quote, absurd humor, internet humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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702netzwerk

Bungeecord, Economy, Mobarena, AcidIsland, challenge

Server IP: 702Netzwerk.de

702Netzwerk.de

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Mystic Universe

Vanilla, Towny, MCMMO, Survival, Economy

2 Year Anniversary Celebration Jan. 3 2020! Join us for giveaways and more!

Mystic Universe combines greatest server plugins to create our unique Towny & Survival experience. Designed by the players for the players, you’ll never feel left out.

Active Development with over 5 Years experience * MCMMO * /back enabled for all players * Unique In-game Rank System * Custom Mobs & Bosses * In-depth Support System – Everything you need can be found in game or on Discord * Custom Enchantments & Items, Voting Rewards, more!

play.mysticuniversemc.com

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Auroracraft

PvP, Economy, Factions

Bringing Auroracraft back to life under new ownership. After almost 6 months of being down we are back and stronger than ever. In Auroracraft v9 we have: PVP factions Bounties GUI shop And More Stop by at play.auroracraft.net

play.auroracraft.net

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Skymines

Factions, op prison

Shipwreck(1.8-1.17) (Skyblock based Gamemode):

» Custom Quests» Daily Rewards» Tokens» Dungeons» Island Upgrades» Custom Generator» Limited Mines» Hidden Treasure» Island Top #1 – 50$ Paypal or $150 Store Voucher» Island Top #2-5 – 25$-100$ – Store Vouchers

Outbreak(1.8) (8 Week Custom Gamemode):

» Week 1-6 is Gathering Money and Supplies (Mining)» Week 7 Server turns into factions based and you Gather your Gang and build your bases» Week 8 is Fight week, All claims go unclaimed and PvP is enabled with one lives per player.» Last Gang Standing after Week 8 Wins 100$ Paypal or $150 Store Voucher» Gang #2 Wins 75$ Store Voucher | Gang #3 Wins 50$ Store Voucher» Play to Win» Competitve Never before seen gamemode!

OP Prison (1.8-1.17):

» Custom Enchants» Custom Mining & Fishing» Custom Blocks» Coinflips» First to Prestige Master Gets $150 Store Voucher

OG Prison(1.7-1.8):

» Orignal Prison Experience» No Custom Enchants» Cell Blocks A-D» Cells

OP Factions(1.8-1.14):» Perks» GKits» Custom Enchants» Balanced Economy» 10 Min KoTHs» $200 FTop Store Voucher or $100 Paypal

play.skymines.net

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Sword Craft Online 24/7

PvP, KitPvP, Factions

Sword Craft Online is the New server you are waiting for! This server is 24/7! We need staffs ENCHANT YOUR ITEMS! UP TO LVL 1000 OP RAID FACTIONS!

192.99.83.164:25572

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Just Plain Survivial

Survival

This Is plain old survival nothing special about is (no swaring or hacking or mods optifine is alright.

thecodeking.us.codeminecraft.com

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Godspunky network

Ffa, PvP Survival, OneBlock, Kit PvP, Skyblock

GodSpunky is the official Minecraft server network of the YouTuber Spunky Insaan. This Indian network is similar to that of Hypixel, but it allows for for non-premium/cracked Java and Bedrock/PE players to connect too. Join our Discord server to get to know everyone a little better or if you need any assistance.

Discord: Click Here

mc.godspunky.in

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