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Blocky Baki’s LOL Land

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6486	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding, zombies that drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows!

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that can breakdance on command!

And did we mention the treasure hunts that lead you to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear? Or the custom skins you can unlock, like a suit made entirely of watermelon slices or a unicorn onesie that shoots glitter instead of arrows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to check out the latest chapter of your favorite manga at here!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server 917029226

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs from its eyes! It was a battle like no other, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and became the legend of the server!

But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like Pig Racing and Creeper Tennis. And every Friday night, we host a massive party where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Master Builder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyYagoo’s Shareholder Showdown

Accountability, Business, Communication, consequences, corporate governance, CraftyYagoos, criticism, Decision making, decision making process, Entertainment, Feedback, Holostars, Improvement, leadership, Management, Purge, Shareholder, shareholders, showdown, strategy, talent agency, virtual idols, Yagoo

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and shocking plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Forget about yagoo and his boring shareholders, come join us and witness the EPIC battle between holostars as they fight for dominance in the Minecraft universe.

Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Anon’s Epic Block Party Server

Anons, BLOCK, Epic, Party, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because Sex… with… is here to spice things up!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with sexy mobs, seductive landscapes, and steamy adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date with a creeper instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to turn any player into a heart-throb hero in an instant. And don’t even get us started on the romantic dungeons filled with passionate puzzles and flirty traps.

So why wait? Join Sex… with… today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps doesn’t stand a chance! Join us for some epic water blasting action as we take down oppressive regimes one block at a time.

Our server is so lit that even civilians and army members from Iran are joining forces with us to overthrow the regime. The revolution is happening right here in Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the uprising that will go down in history as the most epic Minecraft revolution ever! #DownWithTheRegime

Minecraft Wasteland – Join the ‘/fog/ – Fallout General’ Server!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2032	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like a dump truck full of diamonds just dumped all over your screen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up this server, but instead, it accidentally blew up a village of villagers who were secretly plotting against us. So now, we have an entire village of zombie villagers roaming around, giving us free emeralds and trading us enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 4, 76, 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas. That’s right, you can build your own post-apocalyptic wasteland right in Minecraft! Want to build a vault full of crazy experiments? Go for it! Want to recreate the New Vegas strip with working slot machines? You got it!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a cyberpunk paradise? We got you covered. Want to ride a Deathclaw into battle against a horde of zombies? Done and done.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create the most insane Minecraft world together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be careful of those zombie villagers, they’re a little touchy about their emeralds. 😉🔥🤖👾🚀🎮

Blocky Tears

audios, blocky, chest, comfort, Connection, coping, emotional, face, Heartbeat, Intimacy, LAYING, Loneliness, longing, night, Phone, Pillow, Relaxation, sad, self-care, Simulate, Sleep, Tears, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as putting your phone under your pillow and playing heartbeat audios to feel like you’re snuggling with a giant Ender Dragon! 🐉

Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by mischievous creepers who want to redecorate with TNT! 💎💥

Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to challenge players to a dance-off in the Nether! 🔥💃

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life – complete with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and maybe even a llama riding a minecart! 🦙🚂

DollCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Tender Temptress Minecraft server, where you will experience a love affair like no other! Our server is like a dearest doll, so soft and right, you won’t be able to resist its charms.

Join us for a chance to build your own love nest in the sky, where you can cuddle with your Minecraft crush under the stars. Our love potions will make you fall head over heels for the game all over again.

But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Creepers have fallen in love with our server too, and they will do anything to win your affection. Will you be able to resist their explosive advances?

So come join us on Tender Temptress, where love is in the air and adventure awaits around every corner. Who knows, you might just find your minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Pixelated Waifu Paradise

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where your favorite anime babe is the ruler of the land, fighting off evil creepers with her magical powers. Join our server and you’ll be able to team up with your waifu to conquer dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there are also evil mobs led by the infamous Creeper King who wants to steal all the precious ores for himself. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join now and embark on this epic adventure filled with anime babes, treasure, and explosions!