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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8334 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)