funny pinoys – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Sky Haven Craft 1.20.3
1.20.3, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Clear folder, Craft, ENReco, Fan, Firegasing collab game, gravity, Haven, HiRyS, Jet tag, MerchRyS, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SKY, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is like a collab game on steroids! We’ve got streams that’ll make you question reality, merch that’ll make you question your fashion choices, and mini series that’ll make you question why you ever joined any other server in the first place.
Join now for a chance to experience the sheer madness of our firegasing antics, our promise to deliver the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen, and our jet tags that’ll make you feel like you’re flying through the Minecraft universe at warp speed.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got fan merch that’ll make you a superfan in no time, clear folders to organize your Minecraft life, and starter merch that’ll make you the envy of all your friends. And don’t even get me started on our Valentine’s merch for 2024 – it’s so romantic, you’ll want to marry your Minecraft character.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the sheer insanity of our 2.0 plushies, acrylics that’ll make your screen come to life, and voicepacks that’ll make you question whether you’re actually hearing voices in your head.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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MineCraftMedicine
alleviate, Congestion, cough, Fever, flu, health, home remedies, hydration, immune support, Medicine, MineCraftMedicine, natural remedies, over-the-counter, Prescription, Remedy, REST, sick, Symptoms, Treatment, Virus, wellness
Forget about medicine or rest, on our Minecraft server, we have a magical potion that cures all ailments! Just log on and your virtual character will instantly feel better, no matter how sick you are in real life. Who needs a doctor when you have pixelated healing powers at your fingertips? Join now and say goodbye to sickness forever!

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
acceptance, adoption, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, community support, compassion, Diversity, Good deed, Heroes, homophobic attack, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intervention, Kindness, LGBTQ, migrants, Minecraft, RainbowCraft, Refugees, Server, social justice, solidarity, Spanish city, tolerance
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, imagine a city in minecraft where two migrants are like, total heroes for stopping a homophobic attack. like, what even is that? but that’s not even the best part, dude. like, you can totally join this server and be a hero too! like, maybe you’ll stop a creeper attack or something. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come join us and be a hero in this totally wild and wacky city. it’s gonna be a blast, bro!

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CornCraftBananza
agricultural industry, agricultural policy, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, biotechnology, corn production, CornCraftBananza, crop cultivation, crop diversity, environmental impact, food security, genetically modified organisms, GM corn, government regulation, international trade, mexico, planting ban, seed sovereignty, sustainable farming, trade dispute, trade relations
so, like, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got corn that’s so lit, even Mexico banned it! like, our corn is so genetically modified, it’s like from another planet, dude. you won’t find this corn anywhere else, it’s like the holy grail of corn, man. come plant some of this banned corn and be a rebel in the minecraft world. who needs regular corn when you can have this bad boy? join now and be part of the corn revolution!

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Pip
administrators, Adventure, Builds, Community, Creative, custom commands, Daily Rewards, Economy, Events, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
Brand new WIP server. Fresh Survival, Minigames, Creative, with daily rewards, ranks, custom commands, and more to come! Join today – pip.modded.fun – we are also looking for committed administrators.
50.20.255.228

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SparkingCraft
Arenas, battle pass, Clans, Economy, Events, Protections, PvE, Pve Coin, PvP, PvP Coin, RPG, RPG Weapons, Survival, Virtual Economy
Survivalrpg server, which you expect to join, we are trying to carry out this project
What do we offer you?
Clans nkup Arenaspvp Pve Coin, PvP Coin Economy, Virtual Economy Daily and weekly events RPG weapons with special attributes and attacks Protections Battle pass
sparking.mysrv.us

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The Pen

auction house, Bounties, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, multiple ways to earn money, parkour challenges, parolee, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, Quests, Rent, Roleplay, server ip, solitary confinement, Swords

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Overview:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after reaching top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and compete with rival gangs
Swords and Potions are illegal
Rent prison cell or plot
Start with basic tools and armor, work for better gear
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties system
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests
Multiple ways to earn money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

Ranks:

A – Default Prisoner

B – $25,000

C – $80,000

D – $250,000

E – $800,000

Parolee – $1,500,000

Citizen – $2,000,000

Guard – Ensures safety, enforces rules

SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges

Warden – Administrator

SrWarden – Senior Administrator

Frequently Asked Questions:

What is a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison, protecting new players and enforcing rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Violating rules can result in Guard actions.

How do I join a gang?

To join a gang, communicate with existing gang members and express interest in joining. The gang leader can then invite you to join.

Can I be a Guard on the server?

If you wish to become a Guard, you can apply through the server’s Discord channel. Guards play a crucial role in maintaining the prison atmosphere and enforcing rules.

Ez Life No Wife 1.20
bachelor pad, bachelorhood, Carefree, ez life, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Life, living alone, long term bachelor, no commitments, no partner, no spouse, no strings attached, no wife, self sufficient, self-reliant, Single life, solo lifestyle, solo living, unattached, unmarried, Wife
Yo, bros, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend, then you gotta join this one!
We got more diamonds than your mom’s jewelry box and more creepers than your uncle’s weird basement.
Join us if you wanna build a house bigger than your ego and mine for resources like you’re trying to find a date on Tinder.
No wife, no problem – just craft, build, and survive with us in this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the best thing since sliced bread (or at least since that time you accidentally set your house on fire in-game).

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Dadcraft Spring Break Drama
abrasive, behavior issues, bipolar disorder, Break, bullying, Communication, confrontational, DadCraft, dealbreakers, Drama, Empathy, Inappropriate Behavior, Kids, Kindness, lack of empathy, long-distance relationship, narcissistic tendencies, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, roblox, Rude, Scamming.., self-esteem issues, Spring, unpleasant behavior
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your step-daughter’s antics? Look no further! Join our server where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like your boyfriend’s daughter’s behavior.
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you question if you’re dealing with a kid scamming for Robux or a creeper blowing up your base. But don’t worry, we’ve got medication for that – just like how she’s on meds for bipolar disorder.
Join us for a visit that’s more dramatic than a family feud over who gets the last diamond in the mines. And just like how her dad defends her behavior, we’ll defend your right to have a good time on our server.
So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about parenting – or at least how to deal with a scammer queen in the making!

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BelievedInHerobrine
belief in fairy tales, belief in ghosts, belief in magic, belief in monsters, belief in Santa Claus, belief in superheroes, belief in the tooth fairy, belief system, BelievedInHerobrine, childhood belief, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood wonder, growing up, learning the truth, long held belief, Misconception, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs
Are you still waiting for your Hogwarts acceptance letter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your dream of attending a school for wizards and witches! Join us and experience the magic of building your own castle, brewing potions, and battling mythical creatures like creepers and ender dragons. Who needs Hogwarts when you have our server to fulfill all your magical fantasies? So grab your wand (or pickaxe) and join us today!

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