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FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7538	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	0

this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

berrygang.org

Dragon’s Den: The Semi-Grilled SMP Java Edition! Unlock the gate if you’re over 18 and approved. Version 1.21 ready!

Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, APPROVED, authentic, Builds, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Den, dragons, Dynmap, Edition, Farms, Gate, java, large projects, mini blocks, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Plugins, quality of life, Ready, Semi Vanilla, SemiGrilled, Silence Mobs, Simple VC, smp, Survival, unlock, Version, Villager Workstation Highlights, Youre

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	179
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Current Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla experience within a 20k world border.
Why choose Draconicraft?	The server does not reset with every Minecraft update, allowing players to work on long-term projects and enjoy the game with a supportive community.
What languages are allowed?	English is encouraged for public communication, but players can chat in any language over voice chat respectfully.
What datapacks does Draconicraft offer?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, and Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info.
How can I join Draconicraft?	Join their Discord server and fill out the application form to get started.

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

bone-chilling, chilling, fear, Frightening, Game, goosebumps, heart-pounding, Horror, horror game, INTENSE, jump scares, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, psychological horror, ScareCraft, Scary, Server, spooky, survival horror, Suspenseful, Terrifying, Thriller, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.

ASMRcraft SMP: Vibin’ with VTubers

archiving tools, asmr, asmr community, ASMR definition, ASMR explanation, ASMR resources, ASMR techniques, asmr triggers, ASMRCraft, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, binaural audio, body preparation, channel list, JP keywords, Relaxation, sensory experience, sensory feeling, smp, tingling sensation, touch triggers, Vibin, Vtubers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	565
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ASMR stands for “Adventures, Survival, Mining, and Ridiculousness!” Join us on this server for a tingling sensation of excitement as you prepare yourself for the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Forget about traditional gameplay, on our server, ASMR is the key to success. Trigger your senses with the soothing sounds of creepers exploding, the gentle touch of a diamond pickaxe on obsidian, and the relaxing hum of a zombie horde approaching.

Our community is filled with ASMR enthusiasts who will guide you through the world of Minecraft like never before. We have binaural audio experts who will serenade you with enchanting melodies as you build your dream base and battle epic bosses.

So why wait? Join us on this ASMR-filled adventure and prepare to be amazed by the tingling sensation of pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, once you experience ASMR on our server, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreepCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, different culture, family dynamics, Girlfriend, home address, lashing out, Minecraft, misunderstandings, overreacting, parents, personal safety, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, uncle

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overprotective in-laws who think they can control your love life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interference from nosy relatives. No more worrying about your girlfriend’s dad showing up at your virtual doorstep demanding to see your dad – here, you’re free to create your own destiny!

Plus, with our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual uncle who’s a bit iffy about different cultures but still understands the importance of having a good time.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a while. After all, where else can you build a castle without worrying about unwanted visitors showing up unannounced?