Funny parodies – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BabyShowerNoThanks

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Are you tired of boring baby showers thrown by people you barely know? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your pregnancy in style! Our virtual baby shower will have all the excitement and none of the awkwardness. Plus, you can invite all your online friends to join in on the fun!

Forget about real-life drama with in-laws and family friends, on our server, you’re the queen of the baby shower! Build a virtual nursery, play baby shower games, and receive virtual gifts for your little bundle of joy. Who needs real-life baby showers when you can have a Minecraft baby shower extravaganza?

So, come join us and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect place for a baby shower? Don’t be the only one missing out on this hilarious and heartwarming experience!

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CreeperLoveGoneWrong

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the solution to all your relationship problems! Join us and watch as your partner becomes so addicted to our server that they forget you even exist. Who needs love and attention when you can have diamonds and creepers, am I right? Join now and say goodbye to pesky human interactions forever!

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Anjem’s Radical Minecraft Server

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join our minecraft server if you want to escape from radical preachers like Anjem Choudary! our server is like a safe haven from all the crazies out there. we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any banned terror groups trying to ruin your fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the insanity begin!

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EpicFemPowerMC

Awareness, crime, domestic abuse, EpicFemPowerMC, epidemic levels, equality, gender-based violence, Harassment, Justice, law enforcement, Prevention, Safety, sexual assault, societal issue, support services, Terrorism, threat, uk police, violence against women, Warning, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when a creeper blows up your house! No need to worry about real-world problems like violence against women, cuz here we’re all about building and mining! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a superhero squad fighting off evil mobs! So come on, join us and leave those real-world worries behind!

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SharkCraft: Where Even the Fish are Lit

aquatic life, benzoylecgonine, Cocaine Shark, drug abuse, drug contamination, drug detection, drug testing, drug trafficking, environmental impact, Fish, illegal substances, lit, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, ocean pollution, shark behavior, SharkCraft, Sharks, toxicology, wildlife conservation

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where even the sharks are on that good good! That’s right, we got sharks sniffing out cocaine and benzoylecgonine like it’s their job (which it kinda is on this server, tbh).

Join us if you wanna swim with the coolest, most high-energy sharks in the game. They’ll lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, more cocaine than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But be warned, these sharks are no joke. They’ll protect their stash with their lives, so you better come prepared with your best armor and weapons. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a ride on a shark’s back as it speeds through the ocean, leaving a trail of sparkly fish and confetti in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and join the party on the “Cocaine Shark” server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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Foral Gaming: Where anarchy meets PvP in the wild world of survival! 1.20.6

1.20.6, admins, Anarchy, Direction, Foral, Fun, Gaming, hostify, Ip:, Lag Machines, meets, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, PvP, Server, Slots, Survival, Warez, Wild, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Version	1.20.6
Slots	10 (expandable)
Player Count	Low
Rules	No lag machines, no warez
Features	No plugins, no admins, just pure fun
IP	foral.mc.hostify.cz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I influence the server direction?	Yes, as there are few players currently, you can easily influence the server’s direction.
Are there any plugins or admins?	No, the server runs without any plugins or admins for a more authentic experience.
Are lag machines allowed?	No, please refrain from using lag machines on the server.
Is the server for warez?	No, the server is not for warez and all players are expected to follow this rule.

BlockyNostalgia Minecraft Server

BlockyNostalgia, childhood memories, Dual Hearts, fond memories, forgotten games, friendship, Gaming Community, hidden gems, japanese games, kingdom hearts, lasting impressions, long-lasting impact, memorable experiences., Minecraft, Nostalgia, quirky titles, sentimental value, Server, special games, Underrated Games, unforgettable experiences, unique recommendations, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that will stick with you for little-to-no-reason? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you an experience that will make you say “What the block?!”

Just like how Dual Hearts was recommended to our founder by a friend who loved weird Japanese games, our server is full of quirky surprises and unexpected twists. Remember that time you thought Kingdom Hearts was a weird concept but ended up loving it? Well, get ready for even weirder concepts and even more love on our server.

We have so many titles to choose from, but our crown jewel is our very own Dual Blocks – a game practically made to be forgettable, but impossible to put down. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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GameOn Minecraft Server

Action adventure games, console gaming, First Person Shooter, GameOn, Gamers, Gaming, indie games, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, Multiplayer Games, Nintendo, online gaming, PC Gaming, PlayStation, role playing games, Server, single player games, sports games, strategy games, video game genres, video games, virtual reality games, Xbox

Are you tired of playing the same old boring video games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we play the most epic games like “Sheep Herding Simulator” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Party.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Netherite Panda, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why waste your time playing regular video games when you could be on our server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never ends? Join us now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

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SunscreenCraft

Argument, berating, communication problem, consideration, couple conflict, dynamic, Moisturizer, outdoor activity, park, relationship issue, Respect, Rush, self-care, selfish behavior, skincare, smoke breaks, sunscreen, SunscreenCraft, Time management, tinted sunscreen, Walking

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

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SingleCraft Minecraft Server

avoid drama, avoid heartbreak, avoid toxic relationships, emotional stability, enjoy being alone, fear of commitment, focus on career, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, not ready for relationship, Peace of mind, personal growth, prioritize goals, reasons to stay single, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, Server, SingleCraft, time for yourself

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship and ready to mingle with some blocky buddies instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find love in the form of rare diamond ores and enchanting adventures. Who needs a significant other when you can have a pet creeper as your loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a date, so you never know what kind of romantic shenanigans you might get into on our server. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle ever!

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