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MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, American Society of Magical N-words, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Dungeon Melty Last Course, Ebin Awards, endwalker, Femra Supremacy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	105	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Femra Supremacy ruling the land, with Dawntrail leading the charge to victory. Join us for outrageous in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Moogle Treasure Trove before June 24th for some epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until version 7.0 – it’s a wild ride!

Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills to dominate the competition. And if that’s not enough, join our crazy meetups like the Dungeon Melty Last Course, Liveletter Meetup, or even the Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup – the fun never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DevilSurvivorMC – Goddess Chronicles Minecraft Server

beelzebub, Chronicles, Demon Showcase, Devil Survivor, DevilSurvivorMC, Digital Devil Saga, dlc, Fusion Tools, Goddess, Launch Trailer, Māra, metacritic, Minecraft, opencritic, PV03, Server, shin megami tensei v, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, spoilers, Tracklist, Trophy List, Vengeance, 女神異聞録デビルサバイバー

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where demons roam free and fusion is a way of life? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat Mara and Beelzebub in our daily demon showcases. But beware, the xci file has leaked and spoilers are everywhere! Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out victorious?

With a trophy list longer than your arm and a tracklist that will make your ears bleed with joy, our server is the place to be for all Shin Megami Tensei fans. Plus, rumor has it that the original SMT V will be delisted soon, so you better join us before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself fusing demons like a pro in no time. See you on the other side!

DreamJobCraft

career goals, Challenges, Competition, determination, dream job, DreamJobCraft, education, fear of failure, fulfillment, hard work, job market, lack of experience, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, personal development, self improvement, self-doubt, Skills, success

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	1943	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring 9-5 job in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest career fantasies! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? Done. How about a professional banana peel slipper? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2354
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	7118	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SugarDaddyCraft

arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Applications, Create, Discord, Factions, Forge, Guns, Modded, Moddedserver, PvP, Server, smp, Team Pvp, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Farms Harvested:	608	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	123
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Crops Grown:	9248
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Towns Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	8517
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).