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RedditCraft: Auto Best, Hot Mess

algorithm, Auto, automatic sorting, best, changes, Community, decision, Decision making, design, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, hot, Mess, Online Community, Platform, reddit, RedditCraft, Site, Sorting, update, user experience, user preference

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
New Chunks Explored:	453379	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic battles between users over the best sorting algorithm! We promise to never automatically sort by “best” because we believe in chaos and unpredictability! Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself will make a guest appearance to settle the debate once and for all. So come join us and fight for your right to hot posts!

SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations

ayatollah, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, honorable, Intelligent, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, NoTrumpNegotiations, nuclear deal, Politics, Rational, sanctions, supreme leader, SupremeCraft, Tensions, trump, united states, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Star Shards Collected:	278
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1298	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.

oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.

Womb Beats: The Musical Server

beats, cardiac patterns, cardiovascular development, classical music, Fetal development, fetal health, fetal heart health, fetal heart rate variability, fetal movements, maternal health, maternal well-being, music and fetal development, music and health, music and pregnancy, music exposure, music therapy, Musical, Pregnancy, prenatal development, regular heart rate, Server, stable heart rate, third trimester, WOMB

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will make ur baby super smart and musically inclined even before they pop outta ur belly! imagine ur lil fetus jammin out to mozart and beethoven while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles! ur baby will be the mozart of minecraft, creating symphonies of redstone and note blocks! join now and give ur baby the gift of classical music and epic gaming skills! #fetusgoals #minecraftmozart

The Nameless

apply, bedrock player, Builders, building, Colosseum, Community, end hub, Fabric, Minecraft, Mini Games, Nameless, Performance, PVP Events, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, smp, Solo, trial chamber, Virginia, world border

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The Nameless Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Launch Date	January 12, 2025
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Host Location	Virginia, USA

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What are some features of the server?

A: The server includes Blaze and Cave advancements, restored Villager and raid mechanics, disabled Phantoms, multiplayer sleep, mob and player head drops, Dynmap, simple Voice Chat, Anti Enderman Grief, and a trust-based economy.

Q: What is the world size of the server?

A: The overworld has a 10k x 10k world border, while the nether and end do not have a border.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join the server by following the link provided in the above description.

Enlightened Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Accountability, consent, Enlightened, gender inequality, Justice, male mental health, male victims, mental health struggles, Misogyny, power dynamics, rape, rape culture, Realms, Revenge, self harm, sexual assault, sexual violence, Therapy, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Ever wanted to unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Well, here’s your chance!

Our server is a place where you can let out all your frustrations and go on a rampage like never before.

With no rules and no consequences, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Build, destroy, and conquer – the choice is yours!

So come on, join us and let’s fapp our way to victory!

ElonIsNotAGoodGuy – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bad guy, Behavior, business ethics, character assessment, controversy, corporate responsibility, criticism, elon musk, ElonIsNotAGoodGuy, Ethics, leadership, long overdue, Minecraft, public figure, public opinion, public perception, realization, reputation, scrutiny, smp, social media

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s run by this super rich dude who’s like a mix between Tony Stark and a llama. He’s got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they hold epic PvP tournaments with enchanted diamond swords and flying pigs. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

Plus, there’s this whole drama going on with the mods and admins. They’re like a dysfunctional family with a pet parrot that swears like a sailor. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a wild ride.

So, why did it take so long for people to realize Musk is a bad guy? Who cares when you can join this crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something.

Blocky Brain Busters

anxiety, blocky, Brain, Busters, Chronic pain, cluster headaches, depression, Headaches, increased chance, linked, Medical research, mental health, mental illness, Migraine, neurological disorders, preventative measures, public health, risk factors, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Frosty Dreamland 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, dark fantasy, Dreamland, FANTASY, friendship, frosty, IMMORTALITY, IT’S FRIEREN FRIDAY, Magic, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga updates, manga world, Reincarnation, Sousou no Frieren, strong female lead, warrior

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Yo, listen up, you funky blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a party in your pants, but for your brain! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

We got more mods than a rock concert, more mini-games than a circus on steroids, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys on Red Bull!

Why join? Because on this server, every day is Frieren Friday! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the craziest block party this side of the Nether!

BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCrafters, Experience, getting old, Goodies, growing older, Life Changes, Maturity, Memories, milestone, Nostalgia, Oldies, perspective, realization, redditors, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Ayatollah Khamenei, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear program, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, NoDealCraft, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, Server, supreme leader, Trump administration, united states, US

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9039
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	5219
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7089
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.