SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!

ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	434	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Potions Brewed:	52
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Potions Brewed:	114	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own highway 401 right through the middle of your Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you might even experience a virtual crash on your highway 401! Just imagine the chaos and destruction as your virtual cars collide and explode in a fiery blaze of glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the adrenaline rush of highway crashes in Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!

MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a nether portal on fire! Join now for a chance to mine with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit – they’ll heal your broken pickaxe and cast spells on those pesky zombies!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 5* Sniper Lunacub, 5* Supporter Proviso, and 5* Vanguard Blacknight in the shop – they’ll protect you from any griefers trying to steal your diamonds! And don’t forget about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who will guard your base like it’s the ender dragon’s lair!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe that will make you the envy of all the other players. Plus, our upcoming content includes EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, featuring 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and a new Amiya Alt that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Blocky Banter: Where the chat gets wilder than a creeper explosion!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2453
Villages Defended:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and not take things too seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for insane shenanigans like exploding chickens and flying cows. You never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And don’t even get us started on the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava surrounded by friendly zombies? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!

+18, 1.20.2, BUILD, build projects, Challenges, CREEPERS, Deal, Discord, dream, Enderman Griefing Disabled, Events, Fire-Tick Disabled, hard difficulty, Hermitcraft-like, House, java, Konohaven, LITERALLY, Live Map, Mature Community, multiplayer, Neighborhood, Other, season 3, Semi Vanilla, smp, US, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	9678	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	4319
Dragon Eggs Found:	2886	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Konohaven Season 3 Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US
Difficulty	Hard
Gameplay Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Server Type	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing, friendly competitive environment

Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards

Community Neighborhoods: Option to build at spawn, focus on playing together this season

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to Whitelist

Join our Discord here.
Read our rules and requirements here.
Click apply in the #apply-here channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When did Season 3 start?	June 10
Is it too late to join Season 3?	No, everyone can join at their own pace
Are there any age requirements?	Generally 18+, but exceptions exist

EdibleCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Gets the Munchies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	258	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only high you’ll be experiencing is the high of building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and you’ll feel like a cute anime girl, with your body melting into the pixels of the game. But don’t worry, our community will hold you and protect you from any virtual dangers that come your way. So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

YeehawCraft – Where Even Creepers Have Southern Accents!

Accents, acceptance, American, anti-homosexuality, castizx, chance, Connection, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, Friends, friendship, Latinx, open-minded, opportunity, prejudice, racism, Similarities, South, Southern, Stereotypes, stoic masculinity, Understanding, YeehawCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you can make friends with Americans from the South who are definitely not racist towards castizx players! Experience the wild similarities between their culture and latinx culture, like their love for stoic masculinity and their intense anti-homosexuality stance. Who knew Minecraft could bring together such diverse groups in the most unexpected ways? Join now for a chance to bond over virtual blocks and break down cultural barriers like never before!

Digital Den: Where Minecraft Boomers Gather to Rule the Blocks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Towns Built:	2

Digital Den <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/derpy-minions/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Digital Den Minecraft Server

Looking for something different? Excited for 1.21? Look no further, join our cozy adult community and start building in our SMP!

Planned Additions to the SMP

MODS

Mod Name	Description
Armorposer	Alternative to the armor statues data pack.

DATAPACKS

Datapack Name	Description
AFK Display	Name goes grey if the Hermit doesn’t move for five minutes.

ROADMAP

SMP – Hermit Craft style single multi player with upgrades and flair!
Network Hub – One stop shop for all multiplayer needs.
CMP – Custom creative plot world.
ADV – Enhanced vanilla adventure with RPG vibes.
MINI – Mini games and events.

If you are interested in joining, please reach out via Discord: abusement_gaming

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please reach out to us via Discord at abusement_gaming and we will provide you with the necessary information.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules of the server are to be respectful to other players, no griefing or cheating, and to follow the guidelines set by the server moderators.

Mineverse VS Hypixel

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at times
Large variety of minigames and gamemodes	Some games may not be as popular or well-maintained
Active community and regular updates	May experience lag due to high player count

Mineverse
Pros	Cons
Unique custom gamemodes	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Custom Earth map with unique Survival experience	May lack some of the popular minigames found on Hypixel
Wide range of gameplay options including PvP, Skyblock, and Creative	Server may not have as frequent updates as larger servers

FAQs

Is Hypixel or Mineverse better for a large variety of minigames?

Hypixel would be the better choice as it has a larger selection of minigames compared to Mineverse.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mineverse.

Are both servers regularly updated?

Both servers receive regular updates, but Hypixel may have more frequent updates due to its larger size and resources.

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