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/pol/ is dead Minecraft server

4chan, active participants, ANONYMOUS, Banks, Conspiracy, control, controversial, Dead, Deception, discussion, diverse discourse, forum, genuine, Intentional, internet, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, POL, Politics, Propaganda, Server, Truth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits? Look no further than our server!

Join us and witness the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Our server is like a virtual circus, with clowns running amok and pigs flying through the sky.

Forget about /pol/ and 4chan, they’re old news. Here, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the insanity. Need a break from reality? Come join us, where nothing is genuine and the banks control all (just kidding… or are we?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

”’/rug/ – The Crafty SMP Crew”’

argentina, Australia, Bay Of Plenty, Canterbury, Counties Manukau, Crafty, CREW, hawkes bay, Manawatū, National Provincial Championship, new zealand, North Harbour, Northland, Optus Stadium, perth, rug, Rugby, Rugby Championship, smp, south africa, Southland, Taranaki, Tasman, Waikato, Wellington

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild sheep start attacking you. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to photobomb your epic castle build? Only on our server will you experience these wacky moments!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a player who can build a house in seconds while dodging arrows like a pro archer. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Olympics!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the Minecraft Rugby Championship!

SisterlyBratMCServer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hunting down hidden treasures just like the mischievous sister in this story! Join us for a unique gameplay experience where players can steal each other’s items and hide them around the virtual world.

Imagine the excitement of searching for your lost diamond sword in a secret underground cave or tracking down your stolen enchanted armor in a hidden fortress. Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge and enjoy a good treasure hunt.

Don’t worry about being labeled as a brat for stealing, on our server, it’s all part of the fun! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your fellow players and reclaim your stolen loot. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those sneaky thieves)!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bar, brother, child-free, Crashing, date, family, Honesty, Invitation, not invited, out of town, Petty, plus one, reception, sibling, small town, soft drinks, Suit, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Void Gems Collected:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Votes:	9833	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings crashing left and right! Join us for a wild time full of drama and family feuds, just like the story of M17 crashing his brother’s child-free wedding. Who needs an invitation when you can just show up and cause chaos?

Experience the thrill of sneaking into receptions, dodging angry family members, and standing your ground like a boss. And don’t worry, we have plenty of soft drinks at the bar to keep you hydrated while you stir up trouble.

Join now for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe crash a wedding or two). Who knows, you might even run into your own family drama along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Putin’s Weak SpotzCraft

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, international relations, Invasion, Military, military tactics, political tension, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SpotzCraft, strategy, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Weak, weak spots

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we invade russia like ukraine but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and stuff. hit putin’s weak spots with your epic building skills and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet creeper that explodes rainbows. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Semi-Spicy Minecraft Place: Turnabout SMP – Now with Extra Vanilla Flavor, Hold the Hermitcraft!

#amazing people, 24/7 uptime, A Shopping and Minigames District, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Community, custom music disc, Events, EXTRA, flavor, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, hermitcraft, Hold, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minecraft, Mob and Player Heads, one player sleep, Place, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, Turnabout, Vanilla, world exploration

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	7263
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to Turnabout SMP!

Turnabout SMP is a redstone and building focused Minecraft server that aims to build a strong and inclusive community. We offer a variety of features to enhance your gameplay experience and provide a fun environment for players to enjoy.

Features:

Inclusivity

Events

One Player Sleep

Shopping and Minigames District

Active Playerbase

Friendly community and helpful mods

Mob and Player Heads

Custom Music Disc

Mayoral Elections

Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins

24/7 Uptime

To join our server, please visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ.

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join Turnabout SMP, you must first join our Discord server at the provided link and submit an application for whitelist approval.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Turnabout SMP?

A: The minimum age to join Turnabout SMP is 16 years old.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no stealing, no griefing, and respecting other players.

Q: Can I participate in the Mayoral Elections?

A: Yes, all players on the server have the opportunity to run for Mayor during the elections. It’s a fun and competitive event for the community.

Q: Is the server active and well-moderated?

A: Yes, we have an active player base and a team of helpful moderators to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events and activities for players to participate in and have fun together as a community.

TouhouCraft Minecraft Server

bullet hell, Cheating Detective Satori, cute hags, doujin bullet hell, doujin music, Dream Logical World, Fan art, Hero of Ice Fairy, high score spreadsheet., Lotus Eaters, Minecraft, nuclear fusion, official releases, Server, TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun, TH18.5 100th Black Market, touhou, Touhou 19, TouhouCraft, Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts, web magazine, Wonderful Waking World, ZUN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Nuclear Fusion edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in the middle of a nuclear reactor! Don’t worry, you won’t actually get radiation poisoning… we think.

2. Our previous 3cc clear was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. And now, we’re gearing up for even more mind-blowing achievements.

3. Have you ever wanted to explore a dream world filled with living ghosts? Well, now you can in Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts! It’s like Casper meets Minecraft on steroids.

4. Our server is so exclusive, it’s like the 100th Black Market in Touhou 18.5. You won’t find crazier deals or more insane adventures anywhere else.

5. Need a break from all the madness? Dive into the Wonderful Waking World or become the Hero of Ice Fairy in our fangames. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RoseBizzinOutMinecraftSMP

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Biz, collaboration, computer science, equifax, ETF, GOOGLE, grayscale, History, Incoming, innovation, Meta, most cited, Partnerships, products, rose, RoseBizzinOutMinecraftSMP, scholar, Technology, top 3, usecases

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Led by the top 3 most cited computer science scholar IN HISTORY, this server is not your average blocky playground. We have partnerships with Google, Meta, Equifax, and even the Illuminati (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a Grayscale ETF incoming, so you can invest your diamonds and emeralds for maximum profit. And don’t even get us started on our top AI usecases and products – our villagers are so advanced they can trade with you in binary code.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a redstone contraption that will make even Bill Gates jealous, while dodging creepers and endermen with the help of cutting-edge technology? Join us now and become part of the most legendary Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

Blocktopia’s Hidden Secret

Blocktopias, CLANDESTINE, conceal, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Obscured, Private, secret, Secrets, shrouded, surreptitious, undisclosed, veiled

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of hiding your dark secrets from the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner darkness! Join us and let your skeletons out of the closet – literally, because we have a special closet room where you can display all your darkest secrets in item frames.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who are actually undercover agents working to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the diamonds in the Minecraft world. Join us and help the llamas crack the case while riding on their backs through treacherous dungeons and lava-filled caves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join our server and let your dark secrets run wild – just be sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows, ready to expose your deepest, darkest secrets to the world!

CraftyFighterz

citizenship, Conflict, CraftyFighterz, Defense, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, families, fighters, foreign fighters, Government, immigration, international relations, Military, policy, Refugees, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukraine politics, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t believe it! We got Ukraine givin’ out citizenship to foreign fighters and their fams like it’s candy on Halloween! Zelenskyy be like “Come on down, get ur passport and a diamond sword, let’s party in Minecraft!”

Join dis server for a wild ride, fight off creepers with ur new citizenship powers and build a castle with ur fams from all over the world. Who needs real life when u can be a citizen of Ukraine in Minecraft, amirite?

So come on, grab ur pickaxe and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Ukraine awaits, baby!