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MindCraftedBrains

cognitive dissonance, forgotten actions, forgotten words, headspace, memory lapse, Memory Loss, mental occupancy, mental real estate, mind rental, MindCraftedBrains, mysterious influence, occupying thoughts, perplexing experience, perplexing situation, psychological impact, puzzling memory, renting space, subconscious influence, unclear recollection, unexplained presence, unknown influence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8571	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	167
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

So like, imagine this, right? You are like, in someone’s head, but you don’t even remember why. Maybe you said something super funny, or maybe you did a crazy dance, who knows! But now you gotta rent space in their head on this server, just to figure out what the heck you did. Maybe you’ll find out you’re actually a secret spy or a ninja in disguise. Who knows, man, who knows. Join the server and unravel the mystery of why you’re living rent-free in someone’s head!

ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

#soil, backyard, backyard soil samples, children, contamination, EPA, EPA safety guidelines, Guidelines, lead, Lead contamination, lead poisoning, LeadFree, Playing, Poisoning, potential harms, Residences, residences across US, Safety, samples, ToxicCraft, US, Yards, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ores Mined:	9625
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Skyfall SMP: Where Newbies & Oldies Coexist! The Latest Update

amp, best, Chill, Code, Coexist, Contact, Discord, Enjoy, Friends, Fun, Groups, Hosting, java, Join, LATEST, new, Newbies, Oldies, Personal, Players, Problem, Server, Skyfall, smp, update, Version, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Version	1.21 (latest version)
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to anyone?	No, the server is whitelist only. Please contact “japiedepapie,” “iplayzs,” or “speedyskylar” for access.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	The server uses the newest version, 1.21.
Can I create my own group on the server?	Yes, you can create your own personal group or join existing groups.
How can I join the server’s Discord channel?	You can join the Discord channel by using this invite link: https://discord.gg/VENvD4cTzD

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, disrespectful behavior., feminism, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in dating, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in society, rejection, Server, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being called a misogynist just because you can’t get a date in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, women will be lining up to date you! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with strong, independent women who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and show the world that you’re not a misogynist, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for love!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

ASP, average viewers, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraft, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	377532	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we are the elite of the elite, the VIPs of the vtuber world. We may be small in numbers, but we pack a punch!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got top players like Filian, Vei, and Camila leading the pack. And don’t worry, even if they’re corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and more insane resources that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the celebrations.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest, most outrageous vtuber community out there. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BabyBlockBuster

Adulthood, adulting, age perception, ASD, BabyBlockBuster, BIAS, Disabilities, double standards, education, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, infantilized, mental health, ptsd, schizophrenia, social interactions, societal expectations, support systems

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a child just because you look young and have some mental health issues? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure where everyone is treated like the adult they are, no matter how young they may seem!

Our server is filled with players who understand that being an adult isn’t just about age, it’s about independence and making your own decisions. We’ve got players who are financially independent, just like you, and who know that getting a little help from family doesn’t make you any less of an adult.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and most importantly, be treated like the grown-ass adult that you are! Plus, we’ve got a Starbucks in every virtual corner for those days when you just need a little pick-me-up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not an adult – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

ThirstyCrittersMC

adaptation, Animals, Beverage, biology, Drinking, ecology, Environment, Evolution, habits, health, humans, hummingbirds, hydration, Nature, nectar, physiology, species, Survival, ThirstyCrittersMC, Water, wildlife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	2948	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?

KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

Aging mice, Aging research, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Diet benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, ketosis, Longevity, Memory, memory enhancement, metabolic health, Molecular signaling pathway, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological health, neuroprotection, Nutritional therapy, Saviors, synapse, Synapse function

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

#husband appreciation, Adventure, beautiful husband, epic journey, FANTASY, Franchise, Gamer Couple, Gaming, Hero, husband goals, Hyrule, Kasshiwa, legend, legend of zelda, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, Music, Nintendo, romance, Server, video games, ZeldaHub

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!