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FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4440	Players Killed by Monsters:	9694
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Gems Collected:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	116
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	4740	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	3053

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Farms Harvested:	386	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!