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CryCraft: Real Men Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1800	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Men, what movie made you cry? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter! We’ve got a secret hidden village filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword. So come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (but don’t worry, we won’t judge)!

CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, this server is so cray-cray that the mining boss is all like “no coffee breaks for you, peasants!” he’s all about that grind, literally. but don’t worry, we have a secret coffee shop hidden in the mines for when you need that caffeine fix. join us if you want to defy the boss and sneak off for a latte. also, there’s a rumor that the boss is actually a giant block of diamond in disguise. come find out the truth and maybe steal some diamonds while you’re at it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re not just for show. come join us for the most chaotic mining adventure of your life!

SeaCraft: US Options Unlimited

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the american forces are ready to deal with south china sea aggression? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! our server is like a battlefield, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and tanks.

imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u see a group of players trying to invade ur territory. what do u do? u call in the american forces, of course! our admiral is always ready with ‘options’ to deal with any aggression, just like in real life. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more explosions and less actual danger.

join our server now and experience the thrill of battle in the world of minecraft. trust us, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can say no to that? come join us and let’s conquer the south china sea together!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	5810
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

SMPForestQueenカリオペ

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Votes:	7930
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the one and only Mori Calliope is dying even harder than ever before!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where skeletons break it down on the dance floor and creepers drop sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has taken up knitting and is making the most fabulous scarves you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed a llama mafia and are running the black market for rare items. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular at our server’s karaoke nights, belting out power ballads like nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of Mori Calliope, dying even harder!

ClubCraft911

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

DessertMayoCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Towns Built:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5222	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise. I know, mind blown, right? But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find on this server.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, singing Justin Bieber songs. Or how about this – you stumble upon a village of villagers who all speak in Shakespearean language and challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, you’ll be armed with giant rubber chickens and banana peels. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and… llamas wearing top hats!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise.

Rencorner Minecraft: Where Slimes do the Shopping and Quests are for Real

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8940
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port	25565
Bedrock Edition Port	19132
Website	https://rencorner.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb

✨ New ✨ Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21.1 features, with full backwards compatibility from 1.17!

⮞ Small Friendly Community: Join a community that has been running since 2011, full of both newbies and veteran Minecraft players.

⮞ Unique Gameplay: Enjoy a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay, sticking to core Minecraft Survival while adding unique plugins and mods.

⮞ Slimefun Survival Server: Explore a whole new universe with Slimefun! Experience custom additions such as McMMO, Quests, daily Enderdragon fights, economy, and more.

⮞ Minigames Server: Play a selection of 12 different party games with your friends, including races, PvP battles, and more!

⮞ Plot Server: Test builds and redstone contraptions with friends in creative mode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I connect to the server with Java Edition?	Yes, the server supports Java Edition with port 25565.
Is Bedrock Edition supported?	Yes, Bedrock Edition players can connect using port 19132.
What is the community like on the server?	We have a small, friendly community with active staff and developer support.
What unique gameplay features does the server offer?	We offer a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay with unique plugins and mods to keep things exciting.
Are there any special server modes or plugins?	The server features Slimefun Survival with custom additions like McMMO, Quests, and daily Enderdragon fights.
Can I play minigames on the server?	Yes, there are 12 different party games available, including races, PvP battles, and more.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3439	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	554
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of getting wrecked by overpowered mobs and unfair game mechanics in other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our server is so magical, even the Ender Dragon does your laundry for you.

Say goodbye to unfair game devs trying to mess with your head, and say hello to a server where the only thing that’s unfair is how much fun you’ll be having. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server)!

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Votes:	7394
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crops Grown:	7873
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!